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A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle 100 miles per hour.
Girl: slow down, I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No its not, please, its so scary
Guy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you, slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*she gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, its really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper a motorcycle crashed into a brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks werent working. But he didnt want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
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Belted Pants
CaSsEy LeA SmItH RaPhEl LePhAr GaLlImOrE = Love, Marriage, Baby (ies), and Everything in between.
A rose for my Shawty. ())---%--->
My Shawty is ALL MINE, back off flirts and sluts. (She bisexual, so ******** sexy.)
*Rose petals fall around my Shawty*
Shawty Hornyness=Too Horny To Handle.
Shawty Hornyness Raphel=Do Not Distrub, Busy.
Shawty Hornyness Raphel's Tormental Mood=Torment For Shawty.
ILOVEMYSHAWTY,SHE'SMINE,BACKOFFYOUFLIRTSANDSLUTS!
Shawty who? My Shawty, FOO!
=P
Raphel Shawty Bed Both Horny=Moans, Groans, Orgams, Coms, Sweat, Shaking, Heavy Breaths, and A HELL OF A TIME.
<.<...I swear officer, I did get her pregnant...>.>
<.<...I promise, I'll ******** my Shawty up nice and hard...>.>
<.<...I enjoy tormenting my Shawty, yes I do, that's true...>.>
<.<...Sex Is Very Good For Your Body...>.>
???...I dunno what you talking 'bout. She's my Shawty, of course I was the one that ******** her up...???
A short coversation:
*Officer pulls over a speeding car*
Officer: Sir, can you tell me why exactly you were speeding?
Guy: Yes, sir I can. You see, my Shawty's horny and she needs me to ******** her up. She wanted me to hurry so she can get her pleasure time. And honestly, I want that pleasure, too.
Officer: Good enough reason to me. I'll let you slide this one time. Now go and ******** her up.
Guy: With pleasure. HEH.
*Guy rides off as fast as he can and ******** his "shawty" up good*
THE END.
Dear Shawty,
I love you so much. I never want to lose you. You mean everything to me. I'd go insane without you in my life. Oh, and yes, I want to be your's forever. And I want you to be mine forever. In the future, if we're still together, would you like to marry me?
Love your one and only,
Raphel Lephar Gallimore
I <3 My Shawty.
My Shawty is mine.
I love my Shawty so much.
My Shawty is all mine, and I mean it.
My Shawty is:
EVERYTHING I WANT AND NEED IN LIFE.
My Shawty is not:
ANYTHING THAT HATERS SAY 'BOUT HER.
I love:
MY SHAWTY.
My Shawty is:
Cassey Lea Smith from Odessa (Overdoce), TX.
Love me,
******** me,
Hate me,
Kill me.
Open knife, to my wrist, blood pooring, so this is it, my life is done, it's over with. You ******** did it, you destroyed me. You killed my soul, shattered my heart, and ripped me apart.
I took my knife, opened it up, ignore your words and cut my vein. Now the blood is pooring and dripping. Nobody cares, you burst into tears, I fall to the ground and die worthlessly.
If I'm happy, are you happy?
If I'm sad, are you sad?
If I'm mad, are you mad?
If I'm calm, are you calm?
If I laugh, will you laugh?
If I cut, will you cut?
If I cry, will you cry?
If I die, what will you do with the rest of your life?
Kill me now, as I take my final bow. I'll end my life myself. With my blade. To my throat. Slit it open. The blood will gush. I'll fall down worthlessly. Nobody will know. Nobody will find out. Nobody will cry. They'll just ask why.
I've cut before, nothing new. I've tried suicide, boo whoo. I don't know why, you sit and cry, you should be happy, when I die. You can come visit, here and there. I won't talk back, 'cause I won't be able to. Bring flowers for me. Cry on the stone. Show me you cared or still do. So I don't feel so lonely down here.
Steps To Killing Myself (IF I ever choose to.):
Step 1: Pick up my knife.
Step 2: Put it in my back pocket.
Step 3: Go into the woods so nobody can find me.
Step 4: Take my knife out.
Step 5: Open it up.
Step 6: Put it to my throat.
Step 7: Put pressure down on the blade against my throat.
Step 8: Slide my blade across my throat.
Step 9: Let the blood gush out.
Step 10: Fall to the ground dead.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/event/valentines2008?action=kisscard&user_id=9853377
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Black Tuxedo Shoes
Black Tuxedo Pants
Black Tuxedo Jacket
This is what I'm gonna look like when me and my Shawty (Cassey) get married. We're already engaged and everything, but we don't plan on getting married for a few or many more years. I'll just have black instead of brown eyes.
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Outlaw Biker Shirt - Coal
Streaked Denim Jeans
Shawty, you've gaven me so much. And I thank you for everything. I love you so much. You make me smile whenever I'm upset or something. You know how to turn me on. And you can an affectionate chick some times. But, I don't care, if you're horny, okay; if you're affectionate, okay; whatever mood your in, I don't mind. If you're in a bad mood I'll try to make you happy. If you're in a good mood, I'll try to keep that way. I love you so much, Shawty. You mean everything to me. I never want to lose you. I never want you to think that I don't love you. 'Cause I do. I love you so much. I swear I do. If I ever lost you, I'd go insane and end up killing myself. I want to be with you forever, and I mean it. You're mine, and I want it to stay like that. You have no ******** idea how much I ******** love you. And how much I'd doing anything for you, just to see you smile. I love you, Shawty.
For My Shawty:
These are words from a song, but they remind of you. The sond is "My Home" by Thousand Foot Krutch. In case anyone wants to listen to it.
You are my home, you are my everything, when I feel so alone. You are my home, you are my shelter, when all my hope is gone. You are my home, you are my everything, when I feel so alone.
You are my heart, you are the one, when it all comes undone.
My Shawty Is ******** Amazing! You Li'l Mother ******** Better Back The ******** Off! I'll Kick Your ******** Asses!
Skillet-Savior (Our song)
I am everything you've wanted.
I am the one who's haunting you.
I am the eyes inside of you.
Stare back at you.
There's nothing left to lose.
There's nothing left to prove.
Surrender your love is all you can do.
What you got?
What you want?
What you need?
Gonna be your savior.
Everything's gonna crash and break.
But I know, yeah I know.
What you got? W
What you want?
What you need?
Gonna be your savior.
Everything's gonna crash and break.
Your savior.
It's time to redefine your deophobic mind.
Don't hesitate, no escape from secrets on the inside.
There's nothing left to lose.
There's nothing left to prove.
Surrender your love is all you can do, yeah.
What you got?
What you want?
What you need?
Gonna be your savior.
Everything's gonna crash and break.
But I know, yeah I know.
What you got?
What you want?
What you need?
Gonna be your savior.
Everything's gonna crash and break.
Your savior.
I am the eyes staring back at you. (Repeat 2x)
You need, you need me, yeah.
What you got?
What you need?
Everything's gonna crash and break.
What you got?
What you need?
Everything's gonna crash and break.
What you got?
What you want?
What you need?
Gonna be your savior.
Everything's gonna crash and break.
But I know, yeah I know.
What you got?
What you want?
What you need?
Gonna be your savior.
Everything's gonna crash and break.
Your savior.
I'm watching you,
'Cause you need.
Yeah, yeah you need me.
I'm watching you.
Skillet-The Last Night
You come to me with scars on your wrists.
You tell me this will be the last night feeling like this.
I just came to say goodbye.
I didn't want you to see me cry, I'm fine.
But I know it's a lie.
This is the last night you'll spend alone.
Look me in the eyes so I know you know I'm everywhere you want me to be.
The last night you'll spend alone.
I'll wrap you in my arms and won't let go, I'm everything you need me to be.
Your parents say everything is your fault.
But, they don't know you like I know you, they don't know you at all.
I'm so sick of when they say, "It's just a phase. You'll be OK. You're fine."
But I know it's a lie.
This is the last night you'll spend alone.
Look me in the eyes so I know you know I'm everywhere you want me to be.
The last night you'll spend alone. I'll wrap you in my arms and I won't let go, I'm everything you need me 2 be.
The last night away from me.
The night is long when everything's wrong.
If you give me a hand I will hold you on.
Tonight (Repeat 2x)
This is the last night you'll spend alone. Look me in the eyes so I know you know I'm everywhere you want me to be.
The last night you'll spend alone. I'll wrap you in my arms and I won't let go, I'm everything you need me to be.
I won't let you say goodbye and I'll be your reason why.
The last night away from me.
Away from me...
My Shawty's (Cassey's) Personality:
-Shy
-Kinky
-Caring
-Affectionate
-Horny (At times)
-Secretive (At times)
-Active (At times)
-Lazy (She told me that! I don't think it!)
-Smart (She says she's not.)
-Music lover
I'm still working on finding out more 'bout her...I don't think I know everything I want/need to. I mean...She's gaven me some things, here and there. But...I want to know EVERYTHING 'bout her....From the time she can remember to the present. I want to know it all.
Here's the link to one of the slide shows I made for my Shawty. I didn't add any sounds, I don't think. I dunno. SHHHH.
http://s265.photobucket.com/albums/ii239/raphel112233/Random Stuff/?action=view¤t=b3c05de8.pbw
Just A Poem For My Shawty, I Want To Aplogize, Shawty. Please Read This Poem.
I'm sorry I hurt you,
I didn't mean to,
You know I love you,
It's all ******** true.
I'm so sorry,
I don't know what to say,
To make it right again,
To show you that I do love you,
To show you that all my words are true,
Maybe all I need to say,
To show you that I love you,
Is that I that I wanna be with chu.
I wanna hold you tight,
I wanna kiss you when the times are just right,
I wanna gaze into your eyes every chance I get,
I wanna feel our bodies up against each other,
Shawty, all I wanna do, is be with you.
I love you, Shawty. I always will love you. You're so amazing to me. I swear you are. I love you so ******** much.
I love my Shawty (Cassey Lea Smith). She's so amazing to me. Without her, I would never be able to smile. Or laugh. She means the world to me. And some times I think I make her feel like I hate her, and I don't. I love her so much. She has no ******** clue how much I love her. I'd risk my life for her, I'd do anything just to see her smile. If I had to choose between saving a family members life or saving her's, I'd choose her's. I know that's messed up, but my family is ******** up. My parents are dead. My grandparents hate me. I don't know anyone else in my family...So, yes, of course I'd choose my Shawty over my family. s**t, I'd choose her over anyone in the ******** world. 'Cause to me, a life without her, isn't a life worth living. She's the reason why I get up in the mornings. She's the reason why I'm working so hard to not die; I have some huge a** internal injuries, no talking about it. I'd rather spend my whole life with her, than spend my life with someone else. She's everything I want, and she's everything I need. Her voice is so soft and innocent. Her body is amazing. And her personality...That's how I fell in love with her. Her personality is so amazing, it made it easy for me to fall in love with her. I still remember the first time we met...
I was playing Rune Scape, and her friend Jordy was online, too. Jordy letted Cassey online to talk to me. I ended up flirting with her. And she was so ******** shy, it was sexy. I fell in love with her, and everythin. She told me her Myspace thing, and I looked at her, and I couldn't stop...Her eyes were/are so amazing. They told/tell me so much 'bout her. And yeah...We started to date on Rune Scape, then she made me a Myspace...And I didn't want to just be her Rune Scape BF, I wanted to be her real life BF...So I asked her if she'd want to be my BF for real over a Myspace PM, and she said yes. And we've been together for almost a year now. And I just can't stop thinking about. I dream 'bout her, I talk 'bout her, I always have to look at her profile whenever I get home. I just love her so much. She means so much to me, and I never want to lose her.
Our song is Savior by Skillet. Yeah...I'm her ******** savior, and I love it! LOL.
Dear Shawty (Cassey),
I love you so much. I'm sorry I'm not there with you. I'm sorry I'm probably the worst BF ever. I'm sorry for all your tears, all your pain, all your worries, I'm sorry for everything. I love you so much. I'm so glad I got the chance to meet with you, and I'm happy we're together. Before I was so ******** lonely and s**t, now I'm not, 'cause I have you. You have no clue how much you mean to me. You can't imagine how much I love you. You mean the world to me, no...More than that, you mean the universe to me. I swear you do. I'd do anything to save you. I'd so anything to protect you. Anything at all. I'm so ******** sorry I'm not there with you. I really am. And I'm trying so hard to gain the curage to not hide from you and Jordy when I get there. I'm trying so hard. That's why I won't be there till I gain that curage, and I'm sorry it won't be sooner. And I know that...That things will get a bit rough....And that you'll feel like I don't even care 'bout you, but, Shawty...You're my world, if I ever lost you, I wouldn't be able to live anymore. You're my everything. You're my angel, my Shawty, my future wife, my girl, you're my only one. Right now, I need you, Shawty...I don't know if I can actually get better before my time is up. And I'm trying so hard. 'Cause I wanna stay with you, I wanna be with you, I wanna hold you so badly. I didn't lower my risk of dying at all today, and I don't know how that's possible. I'm really trying, Shawty. I really am. It's just that...Whenever I'm not breathing, it's 'cause I'm in a deep thought, and all my thoughts are 'bout you. I think about you all the time, nonstop, constantly. I swear I do. Gawd...I just love you so much...Please never forget that, Shawty.
Love Your Dumb a** BF,
Raphel Lephar Gallimore
As most of you know I went to North Carolina with a few people. You can look in my journal to find out who. One of 'em brought his lap top, so I got on it to talk with my Shawty. I didn't hang out with my friends, I just talked to my Shawty, that's all I wanted to do. After a few hours her and I talked about our pasts and everything, she opened up a lot, I guess. I found out a lot of things about her past, things that I might not have guessed if she never told me. I had a lot of fun with her, as always, last night. I went to sleep around 12:33AM and woke up at 4AM to hit the rode and get back home. I'm home now, and yeah. It feels good to be back home. LOL. I can't wait till my Shawty wakes up, and gets online. I wanna talk to her more, and I wanna hear her voice. I tried to call her up and everything, but, she's asleep I guess. I love her so much, she's so amazing, she's perfect to me. If I was with her right now...I'd probably be laying beside her, rubbing her back or running my fingers through her hair and just watch her sleep...She's so beautiful, I swear she is. I love everything about her. I hope she knows that no matter how hard girls try to take me from her, they won't win, 'cause I don't love 'em, 'cause I love her and ONLY her. She's my world. I'd do anything for her. I swear I would. Shawty, if you ever read this part, I want you to know that you are my ******** world, and that I will never stop loving you, even if you dump me, get another dude and go out with him, I'd still love you, you're the one that I want to spend the rest of my life with, you're the one that I want, not some other chick. I promise you, Shawty. If I could stop time, go to where you are, and just be with you forever, I would. I honetly would stop time for you, if I could, Shawty. You mean so much to me. I want you to know that, 'cause if you don't, then tell me how I can show it. Please. I want to show you that I do love you, and that I won't stop loving you. Never, ever in my life will I stop loving you, Shawty. You mean so much to me. I ******** LOVE YOU, SHAWTY!
Anyone who looks at my profile, I want you to answer this (It'll be up in the posts, too), What's love if your partner can't tell her family that she has a husband...Or at least a boyfriend?
Cassey and I are:
MARRIED! Well, engaged, but still, I like to say we're married! f**k yeah! I feel great! I got her a 10k ring, and I'm working on the wedding ring. It's still an awesome kick a** engagement ring! I'm so happy! I swear I am! Well, this week, till Wenesday March 10, 2008! =''''''[ I'm gonna cry...I'm gonna cry all week...All the way up till I hear her voice...I miss her already...I really do...She's so amazing...And I swear on my life that I love her so much, and that I never wanna hurt her in any way...She's my life...She's mine...She's my oxygen, my engergy, my everything...I hope she sees that. If she doesn't, I'll be so crushed, so devastated, I might committ suicide...I want her to know that I love her so much, and that I love no one else, if I'm lying may someone grab a shot gun, load it, c**k it, blow my brains out, grab the rest of my body, feed me to the dogs, throw my remains in a fire and throw my ashes all over the state of VA right now, right this second! *Waits a few*...Tick, tock, tick, tock..I'm not going any where...OOOO! I told you I love her! She's my ******** wife, my ******** everything! Every guy better back the f**k off! I'll kick your ******** asses if you even touch her! She's ******** mine, nobody else can have her...Well, Brittany can, but, she's not a he, so I don't care...Well..That's all I have to say today...Oh, Cassey, babe, honey, surgar, if you ever read this:
I ******** LOVE YOU SO GAWD DAMN MOTHER ******** ASSWHIPING MUCH!
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