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Once upon a time, there lived a young child who obsessed with her school and grades. One day, while studying a large text book, she noticed some spilt sugar upon the table. Never having seen such a substance, the girl picked up a single grain and sniffed. Instantly the world around her began shifting colors and wild-hued flowers popped up out of no where, twirling around her head. The essence of sugar changed her life forever...

WARNING: Children, snuffing sugar of any sort may cause hippie like reactions and awkward hallucinations.

Any who, My name is Britni. I am sorry to disappoint any anxious visitors, but I am not a real gay polar bear. That, bigoly, is my second half. And my best friend (the only gay Eskimo) and I have mucho fun together if you catch my drift.

Alright, now for the serious stuff. I am a Sophmore at LSH and do take my scholastics rather seriously. It's been difficult, but I'm still managing to stay on the A honor role. Though, if I may say so myself, I still have a blast outside of school! I have three dogs, one cat, one bird, quite a few fish, and a two foot ball python. I used to have a four foot one, but she got loose at my aunt's house and we never found her. My aunt moved a month later...go figure. I am also currently have three kick a** 'wives'. These would include: Teh Hobbit, [Laser Rave], and flyingkat. I also have a friend named Phil, who is a midget that follows me around and sleeps in my dryer. I have accidentally ^w^ turned it on a few times while he was in there and now he has an addiction to spinning around in the thing. It makes his face go like this: @.@--

LIKES:

..::Reading::..
..::Kickin' Back With My Laptop::..
..: razz artying::..
..::Animals::..
..::Loud Music::..
..::RAINBOWS::..
..::Video games::..
..::Sleeping::..
..::Swimming::..
..::Glowsticks::..
..::My 'Wives'::..
..::My Midget Friend, Phil::..


DisLikes:

..::Rap and Hard Metal::..
..::Blue Cheese::..
..: razz eople Who Follow This Damn 'Emo' Fad That's Going Around::..
..::Converters::..
..::Mustard::..
..::Cockroaches::..
..: razz eople Who Wear Clothes Too Small For Them::..
..::Thongs Hanging Out The a** Of Someone's Jeans::..

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|>|Gay Polar Bear|<|

The Boohbahs told me to tell you that drugs are bad unless they involve rainbow colors..

I love random, hilarious pictures. So, if you just happen to ever come across one, send it to me! And therefor, my Extended Siggy is my most beloved entry...and just about my only one. But it's garanteed to get a laugh or two out of you!


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Minish Hedgehog

Report | 07/31/2006 2:42 pm

Minish Hedgehog

Hey this is Klint, whats up?
Ten_o

Report | 07/04/2006 6:35 pm

Ten_o

Happy 4th!!
_Peter.
Rainbow_Bear_Pride

Report | 05/31/2006 8:10 am

Rainbow_Bear_Pride

But it's a 'good' king of scared, right? >w<

-By the way, remind me to show you my spiffy new, pirate belt-buckel at Kristin's party-
Teh Hobbit

Report | 05/18/2006 5:26 pm

Teh Hobbit

I lurve you wife, but your profile slightly scares me. No screw slightly. It very much so scares me. xD I love you!
Rainbow_Bear_Pride

Report | 03/21/2006 5:27 pm

Rainbow_Bear_Pride

Pulls out glowy stick and has a spas...
[Laser Rave]

Report | 03/12/2006 11:06 pm

[Laser Rave]

<33333 *secks*

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