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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism


Those gaiaborn under the Lepus Crudus constellation can often be difficult to approach, but can really grow on you once you get to know them. They tend to hang around with others like themselves, and aren't alien to the idea of hostility. Some would call them mean or cruel, but it isn't personal. They just like to push the envelope a little. Their sense of humour can be infectious sometimes, and many would claim they're a bad influence, but really they're just living by their own rules and they can't stand to be caged or forced into doing things they don't want to do. Quick to bite and slow to forgive, you have to be on your toes around them, but get on their good side and you'll probably have a great time.




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95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was on a 247 foot building about to jump to kill himself. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn,a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP''

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not please its to scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. *If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile


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If you have your own little world, copy and Paste this into your Profile.

~If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players ?~

friend request welcome

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Fake Friends: Never ask for food True Friends: Are the reason you have no food. Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. True Friends: Call your parents mom and dad. Fake Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we ******** up...but that s**t was fun!" Fake Friends: Have never seen you cry. True Friends: Cry with you. Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True Friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget it's yours. Fake Friends: Know a few things about you. True Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. True Friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake Friends: Would knock on your door. True Friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b***h, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" Fake Friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True Friends: Will knock them the ******** out!! Fake Friends:Are for awhile True Friends:Are for life


There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,"Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying "Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours, they were mine."


1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.


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There are 196 countries in the world.

There are only 192 countries that are members of the United Nations. Unfortunately, the number 192 is too often used to represent the number of countries in the world.

Too weird to live, but much too rare to die.


When you break her heart===[ the pain NEVER really goes away ] WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHES HURTING INSIDE] When she says its over===[ she STILL wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this bulletin===[ she wants you to read it ] When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her] When she stare's at your mouth===[ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you===[ Grab her and don’t let go ] When she start's cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet===[ Ask her what’s wrong] When she ignore's you===[ Give her your attention] When she pulls away==[ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst===[ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and don’t say a word ] When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared===[ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn’t answer for a long time===[ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH] When she say's that she like's you==[ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you===[ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret===[ keep it safe and untold] The Perfect Guy Stays on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Teases her, but lets her tease back. Stays up all night with her when shes sick. Watchs her favorite movie with her. Don't wipe his mouth after she kisses him. Gives her the world. Lets her wear his cloths. When she's bored and sad, hangs out with her. Lets her know she's important. Kisses her in the pouring rain~If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

~ "FUUDDGGEEE!!" ...I like apples...and mario games! If you like being random copy and paste this in your profile.

~ If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

~ If you sometimes look at a ad/pamphlet/brochure/etc, point and go, "Aha! A grammar mistake!" copy and paste this in your profile.

~ If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this and paste to your profile and add
~If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If you have your own little world/worlds in your head, copy/paste this on your profile.

~If you have Instant Wierdness/Randomness Syndrome (IWRS), copy/paste this on your profile.
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug.”
“Now do you want a bed near the window?”
HOW TO WEIRD PEOPLE OUT
1. "You forgot to say cheese"
2. "I'll shoot you with my semi-automatic sterilised spoon launcher"
3. "Don't you just love it when people throw cereal spoons at birds?"
4. "Does your fridge say `ekeefoo' when you open the door?"
5. "It wasn't the hosepipe"
6. "Oh no! You're one of them!"
7. "Purple"
8. "Your Geography teacher wants to see you about some dog-thingy for his braai"
9. "Some fool made the wheels invisible."
10. "You don't really want to go in there. The foo-thingy will get you"
11. "In between classes and in between play, Nestlé cheese-spread nukes our day"
12. "Is your fridge walking?"
13. "1000 salutations and a lump of blue cheese"
14. "Stuff blew up and stuff."
15. "Are you tearing up the pea patch?"
16. "Are you sitting in the cat-bird seat?"
17. "So what does the brick have to do with all this?"
18. "Blllllllllllllllllllllllllll"
19. "How isn't it going rather frot and thingies???"
20. "May the force be on you"
21. "Who cares that's the point you see?"
22. "Have you been asked to the headmaster's dog's birthday party?"
23. "Great frolicking bags of bullet holes!"
24. "I say, did you state that on Thursdays?"
25. "May the cheese be with you."
26. "Thanks"
27. "Jim said I should tell you 'never' "
28. "It isn't"
29. "You'll find two in the bathroom"
30. "I don't take cheques"
31. "It wasn't really, you know"
32. "You're quite the toothpaste today, aren't you?"
33. "Did you remember the cards?"
34. "Lithawanian Badger's Cheese"
35. "Bunghole"
36. "ARG!"
37. "You broke it"
38. "Why'd you kill the poor billy goat?"
39. "I'll slit your wrist with a rusty brick!"
40. "Its only about 5 feet high, you know"
41. "Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead"
42. "Don't tell anybody, but I'm a meatball"
43. "Am I in graduate school yet?"
44. "Are the stewed prunes still in the hairdryer?"
45. "I trust you finished your vegetables on time."
46. "My phone is green"
47. "The Lemon Fridge Cake from Siberia will get you..."
48. "Lemon Curry?" (apologies to Monty Python)
49. "Does your bedroom have enough asparagus?"
50. "Like fruitcake."
51. "I am a meat popsicle" (apologies to Bruce Willis)
52. "Did I say I was a sardine?"
53. "My laundry has been kidnapped?"
54. "Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!" (apologies to Gary Larson)
55. "Why do we open Swiss cheese?"
56. "Have you seen my double barrel giraffe?"
57. "There were about three of them
58. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
59. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
60. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
61. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
62. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
63. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over and over again.
64. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
65. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
66. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
67. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
68. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
69. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
70. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
71. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
72. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
73. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
74. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
75. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
76. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
77. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
78. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
79. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive; when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
80. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
81. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
82. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
83. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grinds some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
84. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
85. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
86. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
87. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
88. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
89. Bring some dry ice and make it look like your computer is smoking.
90. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
91. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
92. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard and taking it.
93. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
94. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
95. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
96. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your file isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
97. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
98. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing,grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.
99. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
100. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
101. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
102. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
103. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
104. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
105. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
106. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week".
107. Two words: Tesla Coil.
108. 1. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherantly while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
109. 2. Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You're mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can't because you're scouting the room for "assassins."
110. 3. If you have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas. Lie down on the air mattress with the pillow and the blankets and act like you're asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minutes into class. When it goes off, preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing so for the duration of the class.
111. 4. Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"
112. 5. Show up to class about ten minutes late. Ride into the room on a bicycle, yell, "Look out!", and crash into the blackboard. Get up, take a seat, and act like nothing happened. Do this every day.
113. 6. Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk. Burn notebooks, papers, or whatever you have handy. Whenever you start a fire, no matter how small it is, start yelling, "Fire! Fire!" and run out of the room in a panic. Don't return for the rest of class.
114. 7. Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
115. 8. Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help you back up. When class is over, say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
116. 9. Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
117. 10. Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
118. 11. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
119. 12. Every time your professor stutters, do a shot. If he/she objects, explain that drinking games make the class more interesting.
120. 13. When your professor gives you a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the professor. Demand extra credit.
121. 14. Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
122. 15. Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
123. 16. Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
124. 17. Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.
125. 18. Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
126. 19. Write your professor a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 minutes late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.
127. 20. Write down everything that your professor says, word for word. Think up a melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a guitar to class and perform the song for the class. Explain to your professor that he/she is "very inspiring."
128. 21. Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your professor that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it comes time to write a paper or take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing." Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in front of your professor.
129. 22. When you have to write a paper, get it done early and mail it to your professor's house. From then on, don't hand anything in, and blame it on the sluggishness of the U.S. Postal Service.
130. 23. Tell your professor that you'd like to interview him/her for a writing class. Get him/her to tell you his/her life story. Act interested, and write down everything he/she says. Fabricate a few romantic interludes and turn your efforts into a trashy romance novel. Make copies for the entire class, and your professor. Demand extra credit.
131. 24. Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them, write things like, "You're the best, even though you suck" and "You're the worst professor in the world, but I still love you."
132. Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.
Blue = Works greatGreen = Works goodOrange = works OK Red = does not work very wellBlack = Not tested
133. Pingo!!!
134. Yes or No???
135. I am Darth vader!!!!
136. Eat IT!!!!
137. Where is the cheese???
138. Cheese Me
139. EAT MY FLIPPER
140. I am your Cousin
141. Are you a dog???
142. Stop annoying me!!!!
143. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
144. You are the Evil one
145. I will defeat you!!!
146. Can You disappear???
147. I like The moon!!
148. DO YOU HAVE AN EYEBALL??
149. I am here to save you!!!
150. You have a Weird nose
151. Why is your beak orange
152. What is Clubpenguin???
153. Do you have a Rhino??
154. Lets go to the Place!!!
155. Why are you here??
156. DONT LEAVE ME!!!
157. Why must you do that?
158. Stop you penguin!!
159. This is the FBI!!!
160. GIVE ME YOUR CHEESEBURGER!!!
161. Will you marry me??
162. Dont Eat the sky!!!
163. You must not Turn old!!!
164. I am the wise one!!!
165. You may bask in thy glory
166. THE ANSWER IS Q
167. What is your favorite Answer?
168. Can you talk??
169. THE BOX IS RED
170. SPEAK TO ME MY FLIPPER
171. Stop wearing shoes!!!
172. THE COW GOES MOO
173. Why do you eat paper???
174. Are you a slow Staple????
175. Check out the Pancakes!!!
176. Is your Fruit Purple?
177. RING RING!!! ITS FOR YOU!!!
178. Are you confusing???
179. You are A golf player!!!
180. My best friend is a tennis ball!!
181. MY SCRAP PAPER IS A ROOF!!!
182. ERASE THE WORLD!!!
183. DOODLE ME BOB!!!
184. GREGORY!!!!
185. Potatos are mathematical !!!
186. CAN I AUTOGRAPH THE FLOOR????
187. CHEESE IS YOUR MASTER!!!
188. MY HAIR IS MOLDY!!!
189. CHINA WAS A RIVER TOMORROW!!!
190. ARE YOU THE GUY WITH THE GUY????
191. I CRACKED MY BUTTERFLY!!
192. a MUSTARD TSUNAMI IS IN THE AIR!!!
193. You are
194. Are You Sure??
195. Why Not?
196. Is cheese your favorite animal?
197. The cow goes oink
198. Yes I am
199. Im not listening
200. Ask someone else
201. Eleventypurple is my favorite number in the alphabet
202. Why are you lying?
203. Squirrels like nuts
204. CHEESE ROX YOUR SOX!!!!
205. Why do you taunt me so?
206. Are You my Mommy?????
207. pizza is not a food!!!
208. Your oil is Greasy!!!
209. Icecreams are your speaker of life!!!!
210. ARE YOU MY MASTER???
211. YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!!
212. WHY DO YOU LIKE ME???
213. IM YOUR FATHER!!!
214. YOU CANT SEE ME!!!
215. AM I YOU??
216. WHY DO YOU LIKE PINGO INSTEAD OF VADER???
217. ITS NIGHT TIME SO I AM A STAR!!!!
218. YOU ARE FAMOUS!!!!
219. Can you Read me???
220. Lyle Lyle Crocodile!!!
221. Your not my Favorite
222. one more to go!!!!
223. LAST ONE BEATS ME!!!
224. YOUR THE BEST!!!!
225. CANT YOU APPRECIATE THE LIFE OF ME???
226. WHY MUST THE MOON BE THE SUN???
227. What is your penguins name????
228. Why are you a Member ?
229. Are you a Salad???
230. Tomatoes Are Not Squares
231. Paper is INDESTRUCTIBLE
232. what day is your day????
233. When Is My Birthday????
234. TURN UP THE VOLUME PLEASE!!!
235. Please Destroy my coffee
236. CANT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!
237. WHY??????????????????
238. What is a puffle???
239. How are you doing that!!!! [works best to people who are doing nothing]
240. Feel better my love!!!
241. Can you?
242. How do you spell POP ?????
243. What is the EARTH ?????
244. What planet does Mars live on???
245. Do my pants look good???
246. WHO ARE YOU
247. What is your pizzas name???
248. Is this Pizza hut????
249. Is your name pie?
250. The sky is on your head!!!!!!
251. llama pie!!!
252. hairball my hair
253. AAA batteries!!!!
254. Place money here
255. My paperclip is alive!!!!
256. your stepping on my head!!!
257. I cant get a drink!!!!
258. Give me a hint!!!
259. Where is the air!!!
260. Where are you??
261. RUB A DUB!!!
262. IM THE OCTOPUS!!!
263. PLEASE !!!!!!!
264. Give me all of your pie immediately!
265. Begone, fiend!
266. Eleventypurple is my favorite number in the alphabet
267. Are you my mommy?????
268. Why do you taunt me so?
269. y do you look sick?
270. what are you!?!
271. R u boy or girl or r u an it!
272. DONT STEP ON ME
273. Whats my name?
274. Do you need the toilet?
275. your NOT my best friend!!!
276. am i hyper ?
277. are you stupid ?
278. am i stupid?
279. "Are you not hungry?"
280. "Do you not agree?"
281. "Is he not awake?"
282. "Sorry I'm late, I didn't get here on time."