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Just random quizzes I take when I'm bored. ^^ Used to use to talk about random/ crazy stuff that happen to me but I got bored of that!
Random Questions:
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 of 5 people SUFFER diarrhea, does that mean 1 of 5 ENJOY it?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is a person who plays piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car isn't called a racist?
If it's true that we are there to help others, then what exactly are others here for?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...
Things that drive some crazy:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually
3. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
4. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
5. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
7. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, genius?
5 Truths of Life~
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy and paste this into your
profile.
My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt
me." I threw a dictionary at her.
People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow.
My friend once told me, "The first sign of insanity is hearing people talk to you, when
nobody is." I replied, "Sorry, I can't hear you. The voices are talking back to me again."
3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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and thanks xD its the only music i like whee