About
Name: Who gives a f*** bout my REAL name?
Nicknames: Kat, Ellie, Smiley. U pick!
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Birthday: June 23 which makes me a cancer! OMG!
Eye Color: Brown which seems very common. weird.
Hair Color: I'm a brunette. That means I'm smart! OMG!
Nail Color: Pink!
Shoe Size:............6.............in womens................damn, my feet are uber small!
Fav Color:............I'll get back to you on that one.
Fav Animal: All of them! Duh! No need to show how retarded you are! jk!
Fav Saying: "Dream like you'll life Forever, Live like you'll Die Tomarrow."
<3:
-puppies
-when people smile
smile
-rootbeer!
-hot fudge sundaes!
-sports(especially soccer)
-funny people!
-when I make someone laugh
-shopping!
-hangin' with my bff's!
</3:
-Racists (I have friends who are african american so shut your f***in' mouths b*tches!)
-Lonliness (I hate to be alone.)
-Preppy Girls (Too girly-girl for me. Yuck!)
-Animal killers (What did the animals ever do to them?)
-Skirts/Dresses (Especially the short ones)
-You! jk!
Things you might want to know:
-I say oh my god alot.
-I cuss almost every time I talk (or type)
-Some of my friends blondeness rubs off on me.
-I can talk way to much most of the time.
-I speak some Spanish but not much.
-I have a collection of toy cars..........I know I'm weird..........
-I get bored easily.
Things I always say:
"What the hell are you talkin' about?"
"Oh my god."
"Crap! I forgot my homework!"
"I love you!" (I'm not sayin' it to you, I just say it alot)
"I f***in' hate that b*tch" (don't ask who)
"You worry me."
"You scare me."
"Shut the f*** up!"
"That's good for you."
Sayings I love and/or made up.
"What will you do for a face when the monkey wants his butt back?"
"The worst crime a guy can commit is to make a girl cry. That makes me the victim and you the criminal."
"If you say you love me, why do you hurt me so much?"
"Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones always get taken."
"If you wanted to hurt me, kill me, dont torcher me by being with her."
"Dont tell me you love me because it doesnt mean anything. Youre going to say it to the next girl, and the next girl, and every girl after that. Are you really that pitiful?"
"I like class clowns they make school less boring."
"Sometimes youre nice, sometimes youre annoying, but you always cause me pain."
"Pain is another word for Boy."
"Sadness can be brutal, but thats what keeps us going."
"Dont trust no one because no one trusts you."
"When will you finally understand that I want you to go away and leave me alone?"
"Flowers say Im sorry, Choclate says I love you."
Great quotes made by Shawn Spencer!!
"Gus, you have to stop calling your nose the Supersniffer. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt, man. Call it the Tight Bouncer or the Hexagon. Ladies are going to dig that, Im telling you."
"All things you can get at a hot dog eating contest, plus free hot dogs."
The best of Gregory House!
"Cuddy said you should do it. You've got a gift. People thank you for telling them they're going to die."
"No, if you talk to God, your religious. If God talks to you, youre psychotic."
"Its either I start going to church every sunday. And that'd mess with my bowling league."
"How come God gets credit for whenever something good happens? Where was He when her heart stopped?"
"Cuddy: Doctors lounge is covered in mud.
House: Thirteen and Manipulitive B*tch had a disagreement and the cafeteria rean out of jello."
"You have three choices in life: be good, get good, or give up. You've gone with column D, why? The simple answer is: if you cant try, you cant fail. Are you really that simple?"
The Amazing Chuck Bartowski!
Drama @ Degrassi!!
Ryan Sheckler Rox! Love Life of Ryan!
Laguna Beach and The Hills!
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