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Three people were stuck on a island, confronted with cannibals, the cannibals said "Go find a fruit each and come back when your done or we will eat you if you have no fruit."So they went on and searched all day, the first man returned with five grapes and the cannibals said "OK, you have to put them up your bum without making a sound or we will eat you!" he got to four grapes and mumbled so they killed him.
The second person came with two oranges, he managed one but when got to the second and laughed, he died.
Up in heaven the first man asked "Why did you laugh? you could have got the other one up easily!"
And the second man replied "Because I saw the third man coming back with a watermelon."
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