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hey wats up? ive been having some family issuses latley like my tia died, my nana is not doing to great, and im not either so see ya l8tr! plz hlp me feel bttr if know how.

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Looking For a New Home. the book

this is not exactly my life but it is a book that I'm writing!! i am writing a BOOK!!!!!!!!!! for those of you who know me thats somthin' BIG!! Emi


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Derik-122

Report | 07/17/2008 3:19 pm

Derik-122

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg







'Hello?'







'Hi honey.







This is Daddy.







Is Mommy near the phone?'







'No, Daddy.







She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'







After a brief pause, Daddy says,



'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'







Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,



right now.'







Brief pause.







'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone



down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door



and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the



driveway.'







'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'







A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.



'I did it, Daddy.'







'And what happened, honey?'







'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no



clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over



the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving



at all!'







'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'







'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all



scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the



swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out



the water last week so you could paint the pool. He hit the



bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'







*****Long Pause*****







*****Longer Pause*****







*****Even Longer Pause*****







Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?........







Is this 486-5731?'







No, I think you have the wrong number.......
Derik-122

Report | 07/12/2008 7:50 am

Derik-122

There once was a god by the name of Artemis who fell in love with a mortal called Orion and she noticed that he had a shine to him that made him stand out.One day Orion fell dead and when Artemis saw that Orion died she picked up her loves cold dead body and raced of to the deepest darkest area in space so that Orion will shine the brightest of all.
EvilSmashYou

Report | 06/17/2008 4:23 pm

EvilSmashYou

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 900 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 127am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 313 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 313 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD....START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
captain-toushirou1

Report | 06/17/2008 3:13 pm

captain-toushirou1

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 900 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 127am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 313 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 313 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD....START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
Derik-122

Report | 05/15/2008 10:58 am

Derik-122

Hey itz Harold i'm back on diz account. i kinda 4got 2 tell ya. ^_^
Geo666

Report | 05/12/2008 5:40 pm

Geo666

Hey if Joka getz bak on tel 'im i couldnt find da copy of his story he sent meh. srry dat i couldnt help him any. O be4 i 4get tell Joka dat Dirk'z lo0kn 4 'im. kay >_>



p.S. Harold's called Joka if he hadnt told u already. >_<
Ox_xDeadx_xO

Report | 04/10/2008 9:16 am

Ox_xDeadx_xO

oh, and her name is spelt Joanie not Joni
anime_maniac53

Report | 04/03/2008 6:21 pm

anime_maniac53

if u dont trust me my passwords demonic
Ox_xDeadx_xO

Report | 03/30/2008 4:31 pm

Ox_xDeadx_xO

>] PETEY MINE!
anime_maniac53

Report | 03/29/2008 10:15 pm

anime_maniac53

da pics i send people r from shows i watch or things im in2

itz kinda funny i send all my friends pics almost everyday

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