AH! You've stolen my legs!

PANDA!!

You realise talking to yourself is the first sign of madness?

I guess Dr. Fraud was right about us then

HAHA Sucker!

I can fly! Manon has gifted me!

I hate being Josef's secondary char

You think that's bad? I'm obsolete thanks to Claiomh!

At least you got left clothes! Phoenix took all mine when he abandoned me!

We're so much cooler than all of you!

Yeah, that's true

We dance round, hand in hand!

WHOOOO!!! This profile is so awesome, it's great to be here!!

You SCARE me!

COMMENT!! NOW!!

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However,

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose

this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

We all know frogs go..

Ping in the micro wave

Ping in the micro wave

Ping in the micro wave

Ping in the micro wave

We all know frogs go

They don't go glumph glumph glumph

e^ix= cos x i sin x e^i pi = cos pi i sin pi (-1) i * 0 Thus e^i pi = -1

HAHA! Ditched!

Just give him his little whims

I GOT MISSIONS!! WAHAHA!!

Stop hiding you look smexy with straightened hair!

Guild Mulies!

RUNNING OUT OF ROOM DAMNNIT!!

Welcome to avi land! The place I have created to house my ever expanding collection of insane avatars.

I was running out of room in my main profile.

We are teh skating Nerds. Fear us!

ZOMG! SUSHI!

Avi Land will probably also serve as my journal. Either with me ranting about stuff thaat excites me, or with people acting out amusing things that happened.

And I did not fall over during speedskating! *looks shifty*

(For those who don't know Missions (Mission He 5500 in this case) are hella awesome hockey skates.)

Light as a feather! Stiff as a board!

I am Izonia! Fear me too!

What Liz wants...

Liz gets!

But what Liz dosn't know...

Can't hurt us!

*TICKLEAGE!!*

*Spasms and giggleage*

*head blows off*

Blah!

Would you like some cinnamon before you go?

*sniff*

Aha! I have fooled you, the cinnamon was actually basil!

Oh my God!

You will now die of basil poisoning!

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

BOW BEFORE ME!! LEST I MOLEST YOUR HAIR!!

To crossdress at school?

To not crossdress at school?

That is the question.

100,00 sperm. And you were the fastest?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

*points down* GO VISIT AVI LAND DAMNNIT!!

We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.

Very funny Scotty. NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Haiku's are easy. But sometimes they make no sense. Refrigerator.

Update NOW damnnit!

You find yourself in a cage.

Uhhh.... RUST MONSTER b***h!!!

Why do you have Tim's character your DP?

Because he removed it.

I see... And you need eye candy?

Yes. Besides, it's better than a fish. Or is it...?

The squirrels are having a famine, bu I forgot to get a gift.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

Zifnab?

Why? What's wrong with it?

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!

SHOW US YOUR NESSTICLES!!!

My sympathy at the moment, equals 1/(13^x) where x is the number of minutes since I last took a painkiller.

Don't we make a cute couple?

Nope, I think you'd look better with Josef.

Yes, but I can't *buy* Josef for 8.5K

You could try!

THE AVI STORAGE BOX! Because it screws up every time I add myself!

Why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?

If you have no idea what I'm on about click on me, but you were warned!

FEAR THE ADDICTIVE LEEK SPINNING WOMAN!

Dhoom Again and see your wildest dreams, slowly come alive.

Dhoom Again and run away with me on a rollercoaster ride.

OH EM EF GEE!!! I HAVE AN EFFING TIGER!!