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My name is Fry. I was frozen cryogenically in the year 1999 and awoke in the year 3000 to find the world a completely different place. At least I don't have to deliver pizzas anymore.

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kenquar

Report | 01/04/2009 10:56 am

kenquar

i User Image User Image User Image User Image User Image User Image User Image User Image you fry
Liebe Thelema

Report | 12/18/2008 2:48 pm

Liebe Thelema

"Hey, my girlfriend used to have a car like this!

Execpt, it wasn't really her car, it was her dad's.

And she wasn't really my girlfriend, she just lived nextdoor and never closed her curtains."

"Fry, remember what we told you about ending your stories a sentence earlier?"
A Battle Mule

Report | 10/17/2008 4:36 am

A Battle Mule

How did you log on? Aren't you frozen for the next 982 years or so?
Numai Outcast

Report | 05/12/2008 11:54 pm

Numai Outcast

i like ur profile...u must really like cows....User Image....LOL
SageRaventree

Report | 03/22/2008 5:44 pm

SageRaventree

Where have you been?
zelda-7733

Report | 07/24/2007 11:41 am

zelda-7733

What r u talking about he looks just like FRY
philipjfry

Report | 06/09/2007 2:05 pm

philipjfry

You're an idiot.
Miu Grape

Report | 05/31/2007 11:39 pm

Miu Grape

Your avi doesnt really look like PhilipJFry
philipjfry

Report | 05/14/2007 6:28 am

philipjfry

Yes. Yes they are.
SageRaventree

Report | 05/11/2007 2:06 pm

SageRaventree

OMG! Those dancing cows are just so cute!!!

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You two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.
Fry, that’s a radiator.
Oh. Is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?