About


Name: Melissa.
I'm in a relationship with a wonderful loving man.
His avatar is Okagesama.
Nicknames: Kitsunesama, Missy, Mo~Moh, Melly, Boo-Boo.
Age: 20
Current Residence: With my mom, boyfriend and sister in Washington.

Likes:
S-C-R-U-B-S!
Queen. Working.
Sleep. Be Relaxed vitamin water.
Subway. Music.
British Action and Romance movies. Horror/Action.
Car Chases. Fight Scenes. Slow Motion Running.

Dislikes:
Discussions of Politics, Religion, etc. Working.
Liars. Meatball Subs. Tons of other things.

ALSO:
Things I think are funny:
Large bottoms. Huge teeth. Lazy eyes.
Comb overs. Thick mustaches.
Megaphones.
Huge foam fingers that say "#1" and "GO TEAM!".
People screaming in megaphones
(at people who are right next to them.)
When people say "HOLY s**t/s**t/OH s**t".
Toilet humor. Fat chickens. ANDROGYNY.


puto kori
Old Lord Brocktree
DYKE!

You're the one who looks like a bloody tampon.

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Sangre De Espana

Report | 11/11/2009 8:37 pm

Sangre De Espana

Damn, everyone continues to change screen names on me everywhere..
Sangre De Espana

Report | 07/29/2009 11:05 am

Sangre De Espana

Hello Melissa aka Randy Morrison.. Its been such a long time.. Hope everythings been good for you..
Vaticio

Report | 07/14/2008 6:26 pm

Vaticio

User Image I wish I had your username. xD
Ninjistix

Report | 03/31/2008 8:05 pm

Ninjistix

Okay im doing self promotion, im doing a avi contest and lotto.. its 500g for the avi contest and 100g for the lotto (yes only 100g).. if you love me and you know you do.. you'll join something User Image



~love Ninji
Sangre De Espana

Report | 03/17/2008 10:41 pm

Sangre De Espana

Hey, look who it is.. Its Melissa.. I haven't talked to you in a long time.. whats up? Life treating you good?
[[ F.A.E.R.I.E ]]

Report | 02/29/2008 10:38 am

[[ F.A.E.R.I.E ]]

OMG!! Thank you so much for your donation! I can't believe it. Thank you so much! User Image User Image
Ninjistix

Report | 02/29/2008 12:20 am

Ninjistix

how come you dont talk to me anymore? is it the hat?
pippa102

Report | 02/13/2008 11:30 am

pippa102

Happy Valentine's, Oh Pretty Miss! User Image
Gradgle

Report | 02/10/2008 12:16 pm

Gradgle

Hello! Nice profile! User Image
squishy ice

Report | 02/08/2008 4:29 pm

squishy ice

You're not eliciting any kind of fear from me.

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