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Hi everyone, come on... Let's talk! You know you want to, I'm just a lonely man...er..teenage boy lookin' for some love. My children don't visit me anymo...s**t. Uh, I mean... my pets ran away, then got killed. Hit by an ice-cream truck. There were rocket pops at the litte funeral though.. ZOOMZOOM, AWW DOGGIE..wasn't too bad. Now come on...feel the compassion and speak to me. Make sure to give me lots of info like if your parents are ever out of town... location. So we can relate on a personal level..n' that s**t. Stuff like that, ladies first. I ain't lonely...shi...but still I am lone ******** yeah)I seek to cure my dismal pain...but all the fraud doctors lie to my essence, the congreation of the lies makes my soul drown in gloom(ungh ungh)lovers will slip me the real cure till my light at the bottom of the depth of life. If you wank to my soul-bearing, tell me about it. In long and demanding detail. Now yeah, there is some of that poetry you people love so much. Time to drink my fiber and feed my captives....I mean..dinner...guests...and..that's not fiber..Flintstone vitaminsyeah.
Wap. Look it up. Ding-ding, do it next time you propose a toast. Weddings are more appropiate.
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someone forgot to take their crazy pills today ^^