Roaches can live 2 weeks w/out their heads! Then what part keeps living? The head or the body? Because if it's the head that keeps living, shouldn't the saying be that a roach can live 2 weeks w/out it's body? If it is in fact the body that keeps living, how does it move around w/out the brain telling it what to do? If it's the head that survives, wouldn't it be stuck in one place, unable to move b/c of the whole lack of limbs thing? Think about this and find the answers in your dreams. By the way, if you do find the answer, please tell me b/c the person who gives me the dreams refuses to tell me. Speaking of which, who gives you dreams? Is it the sand man? The Dream God(dess)? The evil bunny right outside your window waiting for you to fall asleep so it can eat your ear? More questions to think about until your mind explodes. If it does explode, can you give it to me? I collect minds that went explody. I hope I have bored you o tears and you are trying to make a time machine so that you can go back in time so you can choose not to read this. You are now stupider (is that a word) from reading this and I only hope you can still read. If not you cannot read what I am typing now. You are now useless to me. You fail at life. MY NAME IS EL TAKAHASHI AND I HATE MY MOTHER!!!...More like loath...What do you think of flying monkey butts? People now-a-days are hunting them for no reason other than to put them on a wall. If you go to someone's house and you see a monkey butt proped up, it usually means they are very rich. Don't ask me why I know this b/c I don't even really know myself. In other news, someone was walking their doxin at the beach when it attacked a poor helpless old lady. The doxin literally bit the nose off of her and...wait...wait...this just in, the old lady was actually Michael Jakson. Oh. Then he should have no problem super gluing it back on. He has done it before. Back to you News Person W/ Stupid Hair (NPWSH). NPWSH: Thank you News Person W/ Untimly Death Close Ahead (NPWUDCA). NPWUDCA: What did you call me? NPWSH: I called you by your name... NPWUDCA: ...Oh...OKay!!!...
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