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10 Commandements of a Teenager
1~ Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Why wait?
2~ Thou shall not do drugs. You can break this one, it's not that
important.
3~ Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. Walmart has a bigger selection.
4~ Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. Destruction has a bigger effect.
5~ Thou shall not steal from thy parents. Everyone knows grandma has more money.
6~ Thou shall not get into fights. Just start them.
7~ Thou shall not skip class. Just take the whole day off.
8~Thou shall not strip in class. Hooters pays more.
9~ Thou shall not think about having sex. As Nike says "Just do it!"
10~ Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. Just leave them in the middle.
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
- Oscar Wilde
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