Details
- Occupation
- College Student.
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- 04/25/1986
About
Quick sign information:
- Price is between 1 and 3k.
Depending on how much I actually have to do.
- They are simple.
I am not an artist.
I am not talented with Photoshop.
- You must inform me what you want it to say.
What you want in the sign (like say, the goggles), etc.
- They are not done on the spot.
It might be fifteen minutes, it might be a day.
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People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all.
And I fake them very well.
That’s my burden, I guess.
And I fake them very well.
That’s my burden, I guess.
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If you ever have any questions about me or (more likely), complaints; Please, feel free to PM me.
If you leave it on my comment area, it will be promptly deleted.
Or, I suppose if you must get very up-front with me (because I've seen some of you folks get so utterly obsessed with proving me wrong, or attempting to show me what an awful meanie I am), you can simply speak to me on AIM:
Hash Hash Jazz
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...but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
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Before you read this profile, you ought to know:
I have sociopathic tendencies.
I suffer from clinical depression.
I am, at my best, sarcastic.
At my worst, an utter misanthrope.
I'm obsessive.
I'm shallow.
I'm neurotic.
I'm materialistic.
And I have a superiority complex.
I cannot help this.
But I state it openly and without shame.
I do have professional help.
This isn't here to make me look "damaged" or "dark" or, to some people, "cool".
It is here as a warning.
Real Music:
Daft Punk. Thomas Bangalter. Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo Ludovic Navarre. Sporto Kantes. Jazzanova. Fatboy Slim. Crystal Method. DJ Spooky. DJ Lady Dana. Mr Scruff. Alpha Team. Carl Craig. Thievery Corporation. Sander Kleinenberg. Grand National. Losoul. Variety Lab. Felix Da Housecat. Massive Attack. Portishead. Decoy & Roy. David Guetta. Paffendorf. Paul Van Dyk. Gorillaz. Voodoo & Serano. Marco V. Yoji Biomehanika. Dieter Schmidt. Basement Jaxx. DJ Ravin. Phatjak vs Hamoodi. Spiritual Tazer. Prodigy. Funker Vogt. Front 242. Nine Inch Nails. NuJazz, Hardcore (not that scene filth), Acid Jazz, House, Trip Hop, old Jazz.
A small amount of rock:
Flogging Molly. Showtunes (Broadway). The Beatles. The Darkness. Blitzkid. Horrorpops. Grateful Dead. Iggy Pop. David Bowie. Rammstein. Queen. Rush. Dave Matthews Band. Flogging Molly. Blind Guardian. The Ramones. Dead Boys. Richard Hell and the Voidoids. Fleetwood Mac. Steve Winwood. Genesis. Rasputina. Robert Palmer. Wolves in the Throne Room.
Daft Punk. Thomas Bangalter. Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo Ludovic Navarre. Sporto Kantes. Jazzanova. Fatboy Slim. Crystal Method. DJ Spooky. DJ Lady Dana. Mr Scruff. Alpha Team. Carl Craig. Thievery Corporation. Sander Kleinenberg. Grand National. Losoul. Variety Lab. Felix Da Housecat. Massive Attack. Portishead. Decoy & Roy. David Guetta. Paffendorf. Paul Van Dyk. Gorillaz. Voodoo & Serano. Marco V. Yoji Biomehanika. Dieter Schmidt. Basement Jaxx. DJ Ravin. Phatjak vs Hamoodi. Spiritual Tazer. Prodigy. Funker Vogt. Front 242. Nine Inch Nails. NuJazz, Hardcore (not that scene filth), Acid Jazz, House, Trip Hop, old Jazz.
A small amount of rock:
Flogging Molly. Showtunes (Broadway). The Beatles. The Darkness. Blitzkid. Horrorpops. Grateful Dead. Iggy Pop. David Bowie. Rammstein. Queen. Rush. Dave Matthews Band. Flogging Molly. Blind Guardian. The Ramones. Dead Boys. Richard Hell and the Voidoids. Fleetwood Mac. Steve Winwood. Genesis. Rasputina. Robert Palmer. Wolves in the Throne Room.
Likes
Exotic/foreign cars.
My car. A 1992 BMW 325i
Reading.
Alcohol.
History/Archaeology.
Forensics.
Serial killers.
Theatre (I always feel so out of place, but I'm great at faking emotion)
Taking pictures. For now I use a Nikon Coolpix S550.
DJ'ing.
Martial arts. I am a 3rd degree black belt in Isshin Ryu karate.
Video games/Tabletop games/Fantasy novels/some anime.
School. Yes, I slacked off in high school. I have one more semester at my current community college before I'm free and off to a real university.
That is all I care to list here.
Hates.
Name a subculture. You can be pretty sure I dislike it.
Name a religion. See above.
Your music is, in all likelihood, awful.
And your petty obsessions are silly.
In general, I'm not impressed with the human race.
Pictures.
This section will remain empty until I feel like taking the time to update it.
It should not be more than a few days.
Pictures can be sent upon request.
Signature
Mein Führer! I can walk!
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