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Nia Phoenix

Report | 06/28/2012 5:45 am

Nia Phoenix

Hey Star Wars fan! I belong to a Star Wars Guild that's just getting started. Interested? Check my profile, click on my awesome Je'daii signature and check us out!
Foxy-Muffin

Report | 03/23/2009 9:36 am

Foxy-Muffin

Thanks very much for the guitar! User Image
vlad_08

Report | 07/24/2008 11:59 pm

vlad_08

Ed and Ted Have Spaceships



There once was a spaceship captain named Ted.



And also a spaceship captain named Ed.







Ted had a speedy, tidy neat ship.



He had a chair. He had a bed.



He had switches to flip.



He had a food replicator 



And a 2 way communicator.



That was all that he carried.



That was all that he brought.



Said Ted,



"A ship ought to be tidy and taught!"







Ed's ship had all those things too.



And a few things more. Well,



Rather more then a few.



He had bolts. He had screws.



He had glop. He had ooze.



He had snails. He had eels.



He had bananas. They had peels.



He had papers. He had books.



He had niches. He had nooks.



He had raisins. And bread.



He had tofu, had Ed.



He had a copilot/wife



(Edwina, her name)



And all of their life



The mess was the same.



They had penguins. And squirrels.



Little boys. Little girls.



Wolf spiders and flies,



Hang gliders and ties.



They had Wook-Took-a-Zookers



And Aquarium Glookers.



'Cause Ted liked to travel with less,



But Eds like to travel with mess!







Said Ted,



"You are silly, Ed.



All that stuff bogs you down.



You're being a slob.



You're being a clown!"







Ted was right, too.



The stuff bogged down Ed's ship,



Kind of like glue.



It slowed down Ed too,



'Cause all the stuff



Was hard to wade through.







But one day by a fluke,



They dropped the bomb



And the Earth was nuked.



No one left. No one home.



Ted and Ed were on their own.



Because when they came back from Procoyon,



To their surprise, their world was gone!



With no more fuel they were stuck there--



Cause Ed's tanks were filled with junk,



And Ted's were filled with air.







Several days later their heaters broke.



Ed's family wore coats and burned papers.



The biomass kept his spaceship warm.



But Ted got chilly and got the vapors.







Several weeks later their bolts got loose.



Ed tightened his up and fixed 'em with glues.



Ted's bolts just kept getting looser and looser



Because he didn't bring wrenches and didn't brings gluesers.







Several months later their food replicators broke.



Ed's family ate their raisins and bread.



And they grew veggies in dirt.



But Ted got hungry instead.







A couple days later their oxygenators blew.



Ed's family and penguins breathed the air



From the plants that they grew.



And Ted?



Ted's dead!



Moral: Complexity is good.
theDOGthat4everBITESbak

Report | 07/23/2008 11:08 pm

theDOGthat4everBITESbak

fix ur house.............. that is all
Champagnes

Report | 06/03/2008 7:22 pm

Champagnes

So, you totally live across the street from a psycho.
P. Reaper

Report | 04/15/2008 9:11 am

P. Reaper

Thats lame!
clairvoyant_che

Report | 03/13/2008 12:10 am

clairvoyant_che

nice profile u got....
Kuragari Ryo

Report | 11/07/2007 4:20 pm

Kuragari Ryo

Definitely not, that would be painful as hell. O_o
cpt. kid

Report | 09/18/2007 1:01 pm

cpt. kid

i will buy that plant off of you.
wickys mate

Report | 09/04/2007 1:38 pm

wickys mate

i liked your plant from the little pet shops of hoar

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