About
Hey what'z up... I'm Nicholle but people call mea Raven. Im 15(haha im young) and im your typicall teenager with the additional twist. Im bi ( bi pride), i really dont give a ******** what people say. Im a foster child. Im your so called emo girl but cant wear what i want to wear cuz of mea momm (she's da girly one in da family) lol'z. Im always bored... it irritates mea most of the time stressed ummm i love ninjas cat_ninja I play drums and guitar. I love screamo and rock...(but i do like other music mrgreen ...... Oh and im freakin awsome lol'z cool i hate taking pictures with mea family with the exception of mea cousin ( i luv yheu destiny heart ) im a straight up ganster lol but i have mea blonde moments lol.....i think that'z it , if yheu want to more about mea just send mea a message and ask mea anything!!! (p.s. if yheu read this, you have alot of free time lol) jkBuu Bye!! <3 smile )
Comments
View All Comments
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without