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Huzzah. It's Neth. You know who I am? Right? s**t. You don't.
I'm 30 years old and a not-so-recent graduate of Texas A&M University (English major--yah, I'll probably work in retail til I drop kids). I'm short, loud, weird, and so goth I was born black. I do tech support for a company I call XCORP for NDA reasons.
I'm an artist and a writer. I run a collective, known as Spenecial*com, where I keep a lot of info and sites on stuff I like. I am hopelessly in love with my husband Opty. I'm polyamourous, and no, it's not an easy thing to be, and if you want to know more then go learn about it. Or as Moniquill put it for me, "I'm not a slut. I'm a sexual philanthropist."
I am bisexual and a pagan who believes in the AllSpirit as the multifaceted prime that all gods are a part of. My personal gods are Athene, Hermes, Bast, Yemaya, Eris, Aphrodite, and Isis--and I have my own views with them that might not line up with ancient stories, but I look at them as evolving gods and my views aren't going to be yours. I am pro-choice, pro-sex ed (not abstinence only), pro-gay rights, anti-stupidity, anti-oppresion, pro-polyamory, anti-racist, anti-prejudiced (and that applies to any race), anti-priviledge, pro-scrotum, liberal, socialist and frigging weird. (Nine words the Eclectic Rede attest: Steal what works, fix what's broke, fake the rest.) I am a furry (specifically a brown fluffy domestic cat), but not a pr0n furvert so there will be no pr0n with me in it. Pinups, yes. Pr0n, no. To make a long story short, I'm a DDBPPF (damn dirty bisexual polyamoric pagan furry) and proud of it. If you have a problem with any of this, kindly shove it. You won't convert me by whining to me.
I love collecting 80's toys, especially My Little Pony, and I love plushies, dolls, and books. I'm like a dragon with my hoard, actually, and I don't like getting rid of anything so I'm a horrible packrat. I speak broken Japanese ("Japanglish" wink and have forgotten most of my French. I like video games, RPGs, manga, drawing, and anime, particularly mahou shoujo (there's nothing more kickass than girls saving the world in short skirts and high heels). I'm a geek and I'm damn proud to be one. I'd be a nerd but that would imply I couldn't function in society normally. (I only do it when I have to--it's annoying being a mundane.) Most of my time is split between writng a book, coding for a website or two, chasing down another pretty pony, playing a video game, and making people feel happy and loved whenever I can--or like s**t on a shack if they're a ******** moron.
If you want to find me, you can either check my guilds (I run the Pokemon Defenders Guild and am a member of many others) or Check ED (if I'm not taking a self-imposed hiatus). I mostly bicker about abortion, sex, and racism. Anything else is pretty meh. And no matter where I am, I don't play nice. If you're a moron, I'll ignore you. I'm not obligated to talk to you, like you, listen to you, or even give a damn about you. I'm as likely to cut you as smile at you.
I have a fan listing; PM to get on it.
Now shut up and look at my pretty ponies.
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