Somethin you need to know about Near-kun? O.o
Hey there. I'm Near. You know...from Death note.If you've never heard of me, you suck. >3 If you have heard of death note but have not heard of me, you must be in the middle of watching the series or something. I come in right after Light *bleeps* L.
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Anyway, I am Near. I love toys, so gimme yours. I love them. *takes your toy and loves it* XD
Stop staring at my profile now plox. o3o Unless you plan to read my comments, watch my videos, stare at my layout, or anything like that. >w> Stop looking at this it's about to get boring.
I have eight accounts on Gaia, and 5 out of those 8 are all death note cosplays. It's not that impossible to figure out some of them, considering that my L account's username looks very similar to this one. Dun try to find me though. *throws a toy at your head* o3o Don't.
Hmm. I wonder if Near ever gets mad that Lester only buys him generic toy robots. That must be annoying. >w> Howzabout an Optimus Prime, Lester?! Yeah I said it. And I meant to say "Get your a** over to toys r us you b***h."
When I'm bored I usually like to make awesome tekteks of my own personal characters, talk, draw, or read yaois from the internets.
I read this yaoi that started off as an awesome one. L kept dreaming that he strangled Raito to death. >w< Awesome right? Yeah I dun like Raito. He's too pretty. XD Anyway he told Raito about it, and then decided he needed to put his hands around Raito's neck and start squeezing. >D More awesome, right? Yeah I was totally cheering L on at this moment, but not really, because I was eating whoppers at the time, and I was more focused on that. Yeah and then after L calmed down he was kinda like "Sorry I guess I got too excited." and Raito was kinda like "WTF".
And then L got a boner and it all went to hell. XD I'm guessing you know what happens after that, Raito sucks L's whoop-dee-doo and stuff like that. Yes I call it a whoop-dee-doo. Shut up. X3
I had a dream tonight that I got a laptop. A dell laptop. o3o Awr I want one so bad.
Too bad I only have and apple iMac Desktop. ;3; Poor me.
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Oh god, are you still reading this? >O>
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I introduced all my friends to your videos 'cause they're so funny.
xD Friends?