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Last Login: 11/21/2009 3:34 pm

Registered: 01/27/2009

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Birthday: 06/14/1986

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Oh you poor, misguided fool, whatever brought you too this place that reeks of smoke and pot?
Glad you came! Pull up a seat, light a smoke, and sit a spell.

Well, theres a lot of way to go about this... You want me to list it out? You lazy bum, just read through my ramblings and you'll get a feel for who I am. If I just listed everything, you wouldn't learn a damn thing, and just use it as a cheat sheet. Mhmm, yup, I know how you are. Damn cheat sheets... Use a calculator, its much easier. At least, it was back in my day. You young 'uns got it rough, but I ain' t that old. Just 22!

Anyhoo, the names David. Yup, fun, huh? Im kinda short, but I make up for it with a big mouth. I will spew the most random s**t, and then drown it out with a bit more to drink, which, of course, leads to more talking. Im a talker, so be careful. And you WILL listen to my opinions, or so help in jeebus I will smite you down with licks of thousand kittens, and you spell of fish.

If you dont like my idea's, you know where the door is.

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Sheeobee Report | 02/23/2009 8:32 am
Sheeobee
* throws out dratini *
: D
Skydiving With Sharks Report | 02/19/2009 12:21 pm
Skydiving With Sharks
Haha, yes, that phenomenom has been such an annoyance to many of us one-headed creatures since the dawn of time.
Vile Imp Report | 02/18/2009 6:01 pm
Vile Imp
Do not want! Kittens or I kill you!
Vile Imp Report | 02/18/2009 1:31 pm
Vile Imp
I want to be smitten down with licks from thousands of kittens.
Skydiving With Sharks Report | 02/18/2009 1:08 pm
Skydiving With Sharks
But sometimes even two heads is too much. Especially when they are attached to the same pair of shoulders.
Beached As Report | 02/18/2009 4:15 am
Beached As
Yeah well, that's life. REAL life.
Unless some lucky religious b*****d gets their hands on my BFG. Then I'll be mad.
Beached As Report | 02/18/2009 4:07 am
Beached As
Yeah, that's right. You watch what you say to me. I've got friends in high places now. Or until I next confess that I've always thought it's a load of bullshit.
Beached As Report | 02/18/2009 4:00 am
Beached As
I don't know... I imagine it would be like the LOTR ring. It would of course be godly, so there'd have to be some kind of irresistible force inside it. It would make me feel pretty damn powerful too. How about I hold it, tell me where to shoot? I think that's as far as I'd be willing to let you have a turn. You atheist, you.
Beached As Report | 02/18/2009 3:51 am
Beached As
LMFAO
What a wake up call for you. And hey, getting him to hand over the BFG is one thing, a teleporter is another. That defies logic... Oh, right. It's god.
Anyway, I don't think I'd want to share with you.
Beached As Report | 02/18/2009 3:46 am
Beached As
Sure he does! God loves EVERYone. Including atheists like you, and swingers like me. (I switch when it suits me... Like 5 minutes prior to death.)
I want him to share his BFG too... I might just become Christian again tonight and ask for one.

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[b:4e60fe0ad2]Yes. Im a mule. I just happen to like the neutral cloths.
Yes, I smoke. Get over it.
If weed was so bad, why did God decide to make it? And, while your at it, explain the duckbill platapus
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