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>> You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! ... You don't even >> have to like them! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years >> Eve >> >> Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, >> covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the >> >> local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened >> the front door to leave the house. The cat we had put out in the yard >> scooted >> >> back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she >> always tries to eat the bird. >> >> My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat >> ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. >> >> >> Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house >> would be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi driver that I >> would be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my >> mother.' A few minutes later, I got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' >> I said as we drove away. 'That stupid b***h was hiding under the bed. I >> had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to >> take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a >> blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat >> a** >> >> downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'The cab driver hit a >> parked car...
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