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Hi im Muffins and I'm cute and Cuddly and I want to be your friend!
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Hello I'm Muffins. I support the "Anti Txt tlk" which means type out your mother ******** words. Thank you. Alright I have too many women and too many problems of my own to deal with you. So I would appreciate it if you would not send me emo pms' of how your dog died or how your so unworthy. NO. I don't deal with that s**t. Now for all you rappers out there I'm the real slim shady. So If you say "No your not !" Ill reply with my favorite ******** you." Because I am Slim Shady. I can be nice or I can be naughty. No you perverted ***** not like that. I mean I could be Kind or rude. However If you choose to act stupid I will treat you like a retard. I enjoy devouring sushi and your mama is so stupid that when I said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and spoon and asked "where?" Games I enjoy playing are the p***s game. The object of the game is to say p***s but louder and louder each time. I am the champion of the p***s game. I also enjoy playing chess. You morons that say chess is for nerds, you guys are ******** idiots. I enjoy chess because it requires you to think. My grades are mostly A's and high B's but one thing I can't understand is why I get such high grades when I'm a prankster at school. Like I once superglued a fake real looking spider and the teacher jumped and fell down. Or the other time when I was stealing apple juice and choclate out of my chorus teachers room and she started crying and she mensioned that 2 girls gave her a choclate bar for no reason and I managed to scream out " CAUSE YOUR FAT!" which she really is the size of Earth its self, round like Earth too! Well yeah You could pretty much see that i'm a bad person. Thank you for taking your time and reading this passage.
By the way I'm taken by Reborn Golden Phoenix. heart
Cause he's smexy and your not.
So stop being a bish......bish.
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