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"Oh, come on! You suck! Mr. Big Shot Bouncer, Mr. I open and close the rope, Mr. . . Boat Man on the River of Styx. Just--God! I bet you've never been excluded from anything in your whole life!"
"Hey, that's not fair. I've been excluded from lots of things."
"Yeah, like what?"
" . . . Oh, no, okay! When I was in kindergarten we used to play Duck, Duck, Goose, and nobody ever picked me to be the goose."
"Oh wow, that must have really hurt."
" . . .I didn't care."
"You didn't care? Uh huh. So you're just sitting there watching this kid go around the circle. Duck, duck, duck, He'd get closer and closer, Duck, You'd be shaking with anticipation, duck, Maybe he'll pick me, duck, maybe I'll get to run and laugh with the joy of being a goose, and then he'd come to you and say duck and you're telling me that you don't care?"
- That 70s Show
"What's the Death Star?"
"This is the Death Star! You're in the Death Star! I run this star."
"This is a star?"
"This is a ******** star, I run it! I'm your boss!"
"You're Mr. Stevens?"
"No, I'm--Who is Mr. Stevens?"
"He's head of catering."
"I'm not head of catering! I am Vader; I can kill catering with a thought!"
"Wha...?"
- Death By Tray
"Cake or death"
"Um... Cake please."
"Well we're OUT OF CAKE! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush! So what do you want?"
"So my choice is 'Or Death'? Well I'll have the chicken then, please."
- Cake or Death
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
Chandler: The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six."
Monica: The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wise a**... Seven!'
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A drunk driver is dangerous, we all know that.
But so is a drunk backseat driver, if he's persuasive.
"Dude, take a left."
"Those are trees."
"Trust me." [/size:3bfeb9d838][/color:3bfeb9d838]
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