Mr_Fahrenheit

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Last Login: 11/17/2014 2:38 pm

Registered: 06/12/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Iowa - both the meth, and the corn capital of the world

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Could I interest you in some of my wares? perhaps we could make a deal?.

Prices don't get lower than mine, I'm not going lower.
I'm willing to trade, but no hustling, you dont have a chance.
Other than that, we're good.
Feel free to observe my profile, and if you're cool, give me a pm.

 

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About

Hello little starshines!
My name is Mr_Fahrenheit, but you can call me CJ! I am a 6ft hippie/salesman/nerd. Most people would describe me as pretty collected, but loud. on the otherhand my insane ramblings and comedic descriptions make me entirely ridiculous. I seem quite bi-polar most of the time. Half the time, I'm a quiet, heavy, loner/contemplative. The rest of the time, I spend joyfully yelling about something in a way that makes people lose their gourd.
For those of you who don't understand the concept of a gourd, listen up.
Your gourd, is the name given to your ability to control your laughter. so when you lose your gourd, all the joy juice that has been causing a cyst in your small intestine, EXPLODES! and the result, is a extremely healthy dose of uncontrollable laughter.

After reading this, many of you should be thinking things along the lines of "this guy is cool, I am totally going to pm him!" or "wow, you are my hero, i'm going to buy everything in your shop and then take a picture of my breasts and/or cleavage with declarations of my love for you written on them, and give it to you as a present."

With that being said, we shall end this meeting on a high note.

EEEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr Fahrenheit's Things You Should Know

Well, I plan on writing whatever needs to be know by the public. so read it.

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midnightdecision Report | 11/12/2007 6:41 pm
I originally was only going to comment on your avi because I love it, but then I read the above spiel and it made me giggle. You seem like me and my friends, which automatically makes you amazingly cool. Lol Anyway...cool avi...
Carmen_the_mega_perv Report | 11/12/2007 11:13 am
Thanks for buying from my store. ^_^
midnightmoon_daughter Report | 07/14/2007 11:51 am
IF YOU SEND THIS TO 12 PEOPLE AND PRESS CTRL+W, YOU GET 4000 GOLD! TRUST ME, IT REALLY WORKS!
Zeroswings Report | 05/30/2007 12:35 am
sweet profile
midnightmoon_daughter Report | 04/30/2007 6:17 pm
Lust is something you want for yourself to make yourself feel better.
Love is something you want for other people even if it hurts you.

I just want everyone to know it, that's all.
Bullet Lee Report | 04/30/2007 5:17 pm
thanks for buying
Kawaii Jasito Report | 04/29/2007 2:27 pm
Enjoy your purchase!
Sweetlizzy Report | 04/29/2007 9:56 am
Thanks for buying in my shop
ConMan577 Report | 04/21/2007 10:45 am
oh jesus, not the mimzy D:
midnightmoon_daughter Report | 04/20/2007 4:35 pm
You're Back!!! Lawls!!

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My siggy is lonely, won't you make a sign for it to hold?
also, you should check out my profile, especially the wishlist part.