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This is Cave Johnson here, CEO of the company known as Aperture Laboratories. What does my company do, exactly? Well, we test physics...and stuff. We do what we must, because can, basically. Heck, we do everything, from firing people through portals, to making mantis-men, to even making combustable lemons!

You name it, and sciene will provide the answer!

Recently, I purchased the Gaian Wedding Chapel Inc, as a new expansion to my company. I decided "heck, it could be interesting, mixing this stuff with science!"

Especially for the Wedding Cake. Got to love Wedding Cake.

Alright, we're done here.

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TheInsanePiano

Report | 06/28/2012 3:46 pm

TheInsanePiano

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[.Silvr-Moon.]

Report | 04/01/2012 1:58 pm

[.Silvr-Moon.]

That avatar is absolutely amazing, just saying! heart
Misc Papayas

Report | 03/31/2012 7:43 pm

Misc Papayas

If this IS a prank, you might want to call it off now. People are getting testy.
Ms Minerva

Report | 03/31/2012 7:38 pm

Ms Minerva

April Fools?

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