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OUTER CITY LIMITS is now accepting character submissions.

I'm a 27-year old slack-a** pseudo-genius. I waver between perfect recall and absolute absent-mindedness. I eat like I'm a black hole, I smoke like a chimney. I only drink occasionally, but I'd be a stoner if I could afford it.

I'm currently unemployed, trying to get a facebook game off the ground with a friend of mine. Making the game has gotten me interested in web design, so I've got a million and a half eBooks to wade through whenever I get the motivation.

I was diagnosed ADHD in 1995, took Ritalin for about a year, and then stopped taking it. I've been unmedicated and untreated for 16 years now, so the fact that I'm a slacker is balanced out by the fact that I managed to make it through high school AND college, purely through force of will and intellect alone.

I have a Bachelor's Degree in Cultural Anthropology (I spent four years as an acting major, but I got tired of never doing any acting and having to be around people with the intellectual depth of a tablespoon.)

I harbor secret desires to be a stand-up comedian, a novelist, a screenwriter, a game designer, and a soundtrack engineer (I want to be the guy who decides what songs go onto movie soundtracks and into movies, and edit them in) but I have no idea when I'll do any of those things.

Some people might call me a loser, and by any accepted social standard they'd probably be right, but I've never had much concern for what other people think when I have the option not to. I work my a** off when I work, I believe in the things I believe in VERY firmly. I believe in complete equality, in fairness and justice, in adhering to the SPIRIT of a law even when I can't adhere to its letter, unless it's something I believe to be superfuous or unnecessary. I'll smoke pot, but I won't speed or run red lights, and when I do smoke pot its usually quietly in my own home, and then I don't go anywhere.

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faerie graveyard

Report | 09/17/2012 9:22 pm

faerie graveyard

farts
pretty zombie boobs

Report | 09/20/2010 12:42 pm

pretty zombie boobs

touch
Rave Lament

Report | 09/13/2010 2:20 pm

Rave Lament

Tobio!!!!!
faerie graveyard

Report | 09/02/2010 1:34 pm

faerie graveyard

You still have to shower.
faerie graveyard

Report | 09/02/2010 1:14 pm

faerie graveyard

trollz trollz trollz

troll dis b***h scream heart
faerie graveyard

Report | 09/01/2010 9:01 am

faerie graveyard

I'm in ur bedroom, in ur clothing, fantasizin' about ur zombie killerz
faerie graveyard

Report | 09/01/2010 8:59 am

faerie graveyard

Hey baby. heart
faerie graveyard

Report | 08/31/2010 9:44 pm

faerie graveyard

this dude is so jealous of you because of my breasts; http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/why-would-the-fbi-be-on-your-back-also-quoting-posters/t.64805491_106/#112
faerie graveyard

Report | 08/31/2010 9:28 pm

faerie graveyard

isn't 3 feet from you commenting you. smile
faerie graveyard

Report | 08/29/2010 5:31 am

faerie graveyard

luff you!

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