About

My name is Alex, but that's only my human name. My real name is Moose, i was conceived and raise by the strongest and most noble Moose family just on the American side of the American/Canadian border, and so i became an American moose! I had one moose sibling who i brutally defeated in thrilling one on on combat to the death. I promptly ripped the heart out of his cold lifeless body and devoured it to gain what little courage my cowardly brother had. I abandoned my Moose family to pursue my dream of one day building an army of super powered Moose and take over all of Mexico and Canada making a super nation and using said nation to bring the eastern countries to their knees forcing them to bow to the mighty Moose, and create an unlimited supply of walnuts with absolutely no pay! Any who oppose my rule shall be sent to the "Room", and yes it does have a moose in it. I also enjoy long walks on the beach and fine wine.