I Agree with fun 'n feiry! i love the idea of staples! *insert evil laugh* Besides i wish to video tape it and brodcast it world wide so that all hackers shall see teh fiery doom that will rain apon there doomed heads!
Me too! How's this? Pull his brains out through his nose and ears, and his intestines shall be pulled through his a**s, and the rest of the organs through his mouth? And we will staple his eyes open so he has to watch it all. And I love the idea of litterally breaking his heart. Sort gives it a more dramatic, soap opera-y air, ne? evil
oh oh or we can go with the organ part accept through his mouth and and pull out his brain like the Egyptians did but still alive owwie massive headache
Ahh dear merlin,fun 'n fiery i love your idea but lets face it. There isn't enough of him to go around. So of corse i'll deal with him by pulling out his organs through the a**l reigon and eat his heart in front of his face so it really is broken. Since he cliams his really is broken. So thats sound fair to me
Hacker:
You are found guilty without need of trail by a jury of your peers for the crime of hacking, bragging about the hacking, being shameless enough to use the account for yourself, and foremost of all, hacking the account of our dearest friend Moki.
The punishment of your crime is as follows:
Each person wishing to exact thier own justice shall go in order of least to most gruesome. Since this is not exclusively the US, there are no laws preventing against cruel and unusual punishment. Therefore, to the executioners: I suggest you hold nothing back. The only law is that you do not kill the guilty, in order to extend the pain and punishment for as long as possible and give everyone a chance to vent thier outrage.
As for me, hacker dear, I shall roast you alive over a slow fire until every square inch of you're body is a toasty 3rd degree burn. Then I will drop you in a pit full of .5 mol. solution of sodium chloride and dihydrogen monoxide containing various carniverous sea creatures and hissing cats with rabies. Thirdly, I will tie your hands to a rope attatched to the back of a mad cow whom I will send galloping across rough terrain. Once you resemble nothing remotely human, I will coat you in nitroglycerin and sell you to a pimp. This pimp will be under strict orders to let no one but wrinkley, old, horny priests touch you're body. If you are still concious by then, I will force you to watch you're parents alone in your closet doing it. Yes. They do it in your closet. That is why you're favorite shirt was all sticky this morning. After that, I will improvise.
Nice threat Kidomno but I would have changed it alittle sprusing it up more like I will tie you down and peal your entire body as if it where an apple then pour lemon juice and salt over your open skin and watch you squirm and scream then I would spoon your eyes out with a spork sew your eyes closed force feed you the eyes cut out your tounge and make you swollow it sew your mouth closed so even in death you can not see or speak and I will light you on fire twisted
yes do everything fun n' furry said or i'll peel your skin as though it were an apples then fest apon your open flesh and use your skin as a pelt while i keep the bones as a warhning to all hackers you flippant b***h! >.<
******** YOU b***h! (YEAH EVEN IF YOU ARE A GUY!) WHY THE ******** DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT AND WHY THE FRIGGIN HELL ARE YOU BRAGGING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!GO SUCK SULFER AND OTHER THINGS IN HELL YOU BASTARDLY HACKER!!!!!!!!!!!
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