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Report | 08/02/2008 11:01 pm

Fag Carpet

Yeah. Lol. Apparently she opened her refridgerator door and when she closed it the bear was just standing there staring at her. And she panicked and just punched it. LOL. I don't know if that story is true. But I'll tell you a true story right now.



Okay, so, this guy was driving his truck down country road and out of nowhere a donkey is standing there. So he honks his horn at it and yells at it to get it to move. But it doesn't. So he just drives around it. Well, while he was driving home he kept looking in his rear view mirror and he saw the donkey following him. I guess he was driving really slow lol. But when he got home and got out of his truck the donkey trampled him. And he had to get reconstructive surgery. LMAO. Omg.



C:



Electric shocks? Anytime. ;D

Report | 08/02/2008 10:42 pm

Fag Carpet

Yea, everyone makes fun of me for being scared of bears. I mean, damn, they're scary. Hhahaha. But, I did hear about a bear breaking into some chick's house and she punched it in the nose and then animal control came and got it. Lol.

Yah, my legs are mostly healed now. And lookin' goooood. ;D

But, speaking of masochism...

My friend called me one and I wasn't sure what it was so I thought I was cool for being one so I just went around telling everyone that I was a masochist. Lol. And they were always just giving me weird looks and stuff. So finally my other friend, Kevin, told me what it was.

I laughed. But it's true, so, hahahaha.

(:

Report | 08/02/2008 10:32 pm

Fag Carpet

Yea. I have never drank before in my life. Until, like, a week ago. It was badddd. And not good bad. It was bad bad. It was the worst situation I've ever been in. D:

But smoking is just really gross anyways so I'll never do that. Ever.

I love adventures too. I climbed a fence after 59 hours of no sleep, convinced that I was being chased by a bear. It totally scratched up my legs and stuff. It sucked. /:

But yeah. Camping is something I will never do. Because of bears.

Omg bears.

I hyperventalated at the zoo when I was 12 because there was a bear there. And someone told me it had escaped.

):

Report | 08/02/2008 10:19 pm

Fag Carpet

Oh yeah. It's pretty neat.

I used to be really shy and stuff. Like, NOBODY came to my house. Now I'm just really open. I will talk to anyone and I will basically just do anything. Except go camping. Because I'm absolutely terrified of bears. Oh Godddd I hate bears.

School is for squares. Especially Kindergarten.

Butttt that's cool that you have friends. I only have a few. Well, they pretend to be my friends because my mom's boyfriend buys them liquor. LOL.

Report | 08/02/2008 10:05 pm

Fag Carpet

Oh lol. I wish I had a bodyguard! D:

I'm always getting myself into trouble lol.

Yeah, we were going to have fun too. My mom shares a duplex with some girl but shes goes to college so she is never home and she said I could basically live in her place. She said I could have friends over and stuff and I was like oh damn that's badass. It's like a free apartment for me! She said I could do whatever I wanted there aslong as I cleaned up and stuff.

Report | 08/02/2008 9:55 pm

Fag Carpet

Oh really? Why do you have a bodyguard? Are you a badass? I like badasses.

That's funny because I watched Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Today.

c:

I was supposed to chill with some friends tonight but they didn't want to. They are lame.

But it was a good day.

Report | 08/02/2008 9:49 pm

Fag Carpet

LOL THANKZ.

The guy who pierced it said I had a cute tongue. I guess that's a good thing. But it was weird.

SO WHUTZ UP?

Report | 08/02/2008 9:45 pm

Fag Carpet

LOLOLOLZ O BBY.



Y THANK U.

Report | 08/02/2008 9:43 pm

crazygurl374

hi.

Report | 08/02/2008 9:41 pm

crazygurl374

Yes they Have to my Room.!

Report | 08/02/2008 9:31 pm

crazygurl374

no not that many.

Batman.!

Report | 08/02/2008 9:27 pm

crazygurl374

thanks you very much.

Report | 08/02/2008 9:26 pm

earporn

I don't like liars.



So, thanks for the honesty.

Report | 08/02/2008 9:24 pm

crazygurl374

can i have my nose back.?

Report | 08/02/2008 9:23 pm

crazygurl374

okayy then.! :]

Report | 08/02/2008 9:22 pm

crazygurl374

:]

me too.!

Report | 08/02/2008 9:17 pm

earporn

Does. . .

That make me a. . .



Gasp!



Slut?

Report | 08/02/2008 9:16 pm

crazygurl374

ill try not too.!

Report | 08/02/2008 9:14 pm

earporn

Once you start it is hard to stop.



I've been trying to restrain for a long time.



No go.

Report | 08/02/2008 9:13 pm

crazygurl374

Fishyy go Swimm Swimm.! :]

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