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NAME: Ayla
NICKNAME: Tsuki (short for kyuketsuki)
ZODIAC SIGNS: Horse & Virgo
GENERAL DISLIKES: Close-Minded People & Rap/Country Music
MUSIC: Moi dix Mois, Malice Mizer, Gackt, D'espairsRay, Schwarz Stein, Eve of Destiny, Kagrra, Inugami Circus-dan, Onmyouza, Psycho le Cemu, Vidoll, Dir en Grey, L'arc~en~Ciel, Hyde, X Japan, Penicillin, PsyDoll, 12012, Panic*Ch, Luna Sea, Bauhaus, The Cure, The Cruxshadows, Dead Can Dance, Nick Cave, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Theatre of Tragedy, Razed in Black, The Sisters of Mercy, Voltaire, Faith & the Muse, Echo & the Bunnymen, Fields of the Nephilim, Joy Division, Midnight Syndicate, Rasputina, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Soil & Eclipse, Sol Invictus, Joe Hisaishi, Hikaru Nanase, Nobuo Uemtasu, Yo Yo Ma
MOVIES: Nosferatu (1922), Dracula (1931), The Lost Boys, The Hunger, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Fearless Vampire Killers or Pardon Me but Your Teeth Are in My Neck, Dracula (1979), Metropolis, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, House on Haunted Hill (1959), The Tomb of Ligeia, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Moon Child, Ju-On, Ringu, Advent Children, InuYasha- The Movie 3: Swords of an Honorable Ruler, The Audition, A Clockwork Orange
ANIME/MANGA: Pet Shop of Horrors, Vampire Game, Demon Ororon, Model, Arcana, Lament of the Lamb, Fruits Basket, Saiyuki, The Tarot Café¬ Under the Glass Moon, Snow Drop, Sailor Moon, InuYasha, Hot Gimmick, Red River, Angel Sanctuary, Count Cain, Grim Fairytales, Gravel Kingdom, Kaine, Boys Next Door, Descendants of Darkness, Sensual Phrase, Hana Yori Dango, Wolf's Rain, Naruto, XXX Holic, Othello, Wallflower, Hellsing, The Bride of Deimos, Category: Freaks, Mantis Woman, Vampire Princess Miyu, The Vampire Dahlia, The Wanderer, Vampire Yui, Gravitation
LITERATURE & AUTHORS: Dracula, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Frankenstein, Anne Rice, Banana Yoshimoto, The Vampire Diaries Series, Vampire Hunter D, Neil Gaiman, Dante, William Blake
COMICS: The Sandman, Death: The High Cost of Living, Death: The Times of Your Life, Bast, The Furies, The Magdelena, Lenore, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Batman
The Pros & Cons of Dating a Vampire
Pros:
Long relationships
Allowed to stay out late
Easy weight loss
Centuries of experience
Immune to all venereal diseases
Always has amazing stamina
Loves neck nibbling
Rarely interested in arguing religion
Never comes home with garlic breath
Don't have to worry about what color of clothes to wear.
Cons:
Spend your time in a hypnotic daze
Parents can be hell
You always feel tired (loss of blood)
Oral sex can be lethal
Always has cold feet (and blood)
Never able to spend the day in bed
Pet names that give you chills
Strange friends
Giggles at funerals
Hard to win an argument
No romantic sunsets
May forget own strength during orgasm
A Parents Guide to J-Rock
1. Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pictures hanging next to their beds look like girls.
2. Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.
3. When they show you a picture of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.
4. If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.
5. Don't be surprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes
6. If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. It?s called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.
7. Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.
8. When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.
9.Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pictures the fan has, the happier they will be.
10. Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.
11. Be prepared to learn more than you ever had? About something you never wanted to know about.
12. A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.
13. Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case ?h?, that's how it's done.
14. When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.
15. It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.
16. J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it.
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