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Hey all you organisms, this the MERB speaking. Nae has decreed that it should be the MERB instead of just MERB. So blame her for that extra word in there. Before we get started with me, I'm going to infer a few things about you. The first thing that I know about you is that you are either a male or a female. If you are reading these words, then you have the use of at least one of your eyes, and when you type other words, you are using a pair of your own hands, or possibly mechanical ones you received after being in some kind of accident. I also know that you have had some schooling, perhaps some sort of training in reading. I know that you and I have several things in common, some of them being that we both require water and food to sustain our bodies, we both are made of organic material (or mostly organic material), and we both do certain things for the simple reason that we enjoy them, for instance, signing up for this website. So now some things about me. I like summer. And secret plots for world domination. Both of these things make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. If any of you are feeling particularly cool this fine day, then you should head over to freewebs.com/merb to gain some supreme wisdom. It is absolute divine inspiration. So go there. Now.

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MERB's House of Horrors II

Well in this journal, I thought I would put all the scenarios and other strange things that go through my brain into a readable form. WARNING: the following contains material that many parents would not find suitable for children under the age of 14.


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