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Bonjourno, preferably ladies, not so much gents. (Unless you happen to be my blond perpetually pmsing canary, but that's close enough to a chick anyways.)
Welcome to my profile. As you may or may not know, I am 'The Matt'. Everyone knows that 'Matt' is a pretty common name, so I am 'The Matt'. (Not to be confused with 'The Doormat', 'The Place mat', 'The Bath mat' or 'The Welcome mat'. ;D) As my profile suggests, I like video games (specifically of the Mario and/or Pokémon variety) and I don't enjoy leaving the house (especially to get chocolate for a certain already mentioned pmsing man/woman.) Also, I like women. I like women a lot. ;D So all you ladies, feel free to comment/message me.

"Dude, you are a Wario poet."

Anyways, you know how Mello is M, Near is N, Beyond Birthday is B and L was well...L?

I decided, seeing as "M" was already taken by my obese chocoholic partner in crime, that I am Mt, like a mountain.

No, not TM, that's in Pokemon.

-__-

(More to come later. I'm being pulled away by a certain blond canary. neutral To get more chocolate, probably. neutral Joyous.)

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xTeasle

Report | 02/04/2010 9:23 pm

xTeasle

Hey Matt. :3 Thanks for finally adding me back.
xxxMello

Report | 09/30/2009 7:47 am

xxxMello

Mm, so you are staying over then?
Good.... -smirks-
xxxMello

Report | 09/29/2009 10:20 pm

xxxMello

Damn straight. -goes back to eating choco-
So, you going to call me?
xxxMello

Report | 09/29/2009 6:51 pm

xxxMello

Nngh.. C'mon.. -smacks lightly-
Oh really now? Have I told you how much I love you lately? -snatches chocolate bar and starts nomming-
And... thanks. -puts chocolate aside momentarily and nips neck lightly-
xxxMello

Report | 09/28/2009 7:37 pm

xxxMello

Yawning at me, are we?
Yeah. I'm happy. Ish.
-gloms to-
Look, I'm sorry I ******** up, okay?
There! I said it.
xxxMello

Report | 09/27/2009 9:00 pm

xxxMello

Maaaaatttt. I love you. SO TALK TO ME DAMMIT.
Zebra Striped Condoms

Report | 09/09/2009 6:07 pm

Zebra Striped Condoms

I know gonk

When I was six I got my first pokemon video game

Started out with a majikcarp, it took FOREVER to catch anything scream

After the fact hmm? He'd kill me more though. . .
xxxMello

Report | 09/09/2009 6:00 pm

xxxMello

That was the most unenthusiastic scream I've heard in my life, dammit.
Zebra Striped Condoms

Report | 09/07/2009 4:50 pm

Zebra Striped Condoms

>.>

Majikarp! Splash Attack! xD

Watch it, I command of thee!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178
Zebra Striped Condoms

Report | 09/07/2009 4:17 pm

Zebra Striped Condoms

Thing is, I'm pretty sure you guys live in Canada gonk

It kills me deep inside. . .

~Ponders raeping Aya~

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