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Bonjourno, preferably ladies, not so much gents. (Unless you happen to be my blond perpetually pmsing canary, but that's close enough to a chick anyways.)
Welcome to my profile. As you may or may not know, I am 'The Matt'. Everyone knows that 'Matt' is a pretty common name, so I am 'The Matt'. (Not to be confused with 'The Doormat', 'The Place mat', 'The Bath mat' or 'The Welcome mat'. ;D) As my profile suggests, I like video games (specifically of the Mario and/or Pokémon variety) and I don't enjoy leaving the house (especially to get chocolate for a certain already mentioned pmsing man/woman.) Also, I like women. I like women a lot. ;D So all you ladies, feel free to comment/message me.
"Dude, you are a Wario poet."
Anyways, you know how Mello is M, Near is N, Beyond Birthday is B and L was well...L?
I decided, seeing as "M" was already taken by my obese chocoholic partner in crime, that I am Mt, like a mountain.
No, not TM, that's in Pokemon.
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(More to come later. I'm being pulled away by a certain blond canary. neutral To get more chocolate, probably. neutral Joyous.)
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