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Hey, I'm Haley, and I'm 15 years young, and single. And well, me like cookies! MEH COOKIES!! [and halo3 is pretty good too mad d: ] and well,1. I poured glitter on my best friend so he'd be just like
Edward!
2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And
lived to tell the tale.
4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show
up.
5. Ballet studios give me the chills.
6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting
people...
7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan
girl.
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the
Cullens.
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see
if Edward would save me.
11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a
friggin' book.
12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and
play.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it
comes free with a vampire.
14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so
make way for my Twilight ones.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And
asked him how Edward was doing.
16. I went to the doctor the other day... And
called him Carlisle.
17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold,
hard, and sweet.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed,
"Emmett!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go...
"What?! Where?!"
21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he
blushed like a schoolgirl.
22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a
vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
23. I am addicted to something called herio-
TWILIGHT!
24. I can hear Edward in my head, too
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