About
.:: Space For Me To Talk ::.
.:: Top 5 Fears//Annoyances ::.
1. Cucumbers (damn allergies)
2. People not texting me back (specifically when I ask them to)
3. The sun (it and its deep heat)
4. Lawnmowers (they make cut grass AND they make a lot of racket at the weekend when I am in my bed)
5. Fish (the beady eyes on them really freak me out)
.:: Little Bit About The Weirdo That Is Me ::.
Name -
Aldra Corbett
Age -
14 15
Lives -
Scotland (unfortunately happily!)
Likes -
Music, Diet Coke, the shade black, mewmewduckzie and Nail Varnish.
Hates -
mean people, the colour yellow, normal people, exams, bright sunlight </3
.:: Music- My Life ::.
Love artists like :My Chemical Romance, Madina Lake, Lostprophets, 30 Seconds To Mars, Metallica, Bullet For My Valentine, Muse, Murder Dolls, Nirvana, HIM, Kill Hannah, AND Deathlike Silence.
I hate artists such as : Jedward,
Justin Bieber, JLS, Kanye West, Any of that crappy rapping stuff that people call music nowadays Rn B or whatever. Mainly I hate
Justin Bieber though.
I love all my best friends :
Re Joyce, Moan, Nischi, Gigi, Claire, McGuinness, Adam
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"SNAKES,SPIDERS,LICE,RATS,HOWEVER,CLAIRE"
"Then Nischi joined the Taliban!"
"In any case it was just down to whoever was quickest with the gun." "...BANG!"
"If Chris was to come up here we'd probably deck him."
"My nudist imaginary friend (:"
"It's otomanopoeia~" "You made that up! That's jibber jabber, that is!"
"Dan-nanana-na-na-nana-na- FIRE!"
"I've signed my life away! D:"
"If Gandhi was to go on the X Factor he'd probably just sit in the lotus position and start swearing at Simon Cowell."
"That's it Aldra you just walk into tables. You were so distracted by the giant d***o you didn't see where you were going."
"How do you tell if something's cracked?" "Wheee!! ... Like that :}"
"Egg Overboard! O:"
"Okay Knees :}"
"MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!"
"Bloody Coffin Dodgers -.-"
"Deer!" "Yes honey?"
"The exams are ageing us.."
"Did he not invent the toilet?"
"Do you like this school?" "What's not to like?"
"There was a lawnmower outside and I jumped and screamed 'It's the fire alarm! D:' "
"I have no idea what knots are." "Something you get in your shoe laces."
"Rulers? We don't need no stinkin' rulers!"
"Your graphs may not be matserpieces.." "OH YES THEY WILL."
"ROPE BURN!"
The Dreadnought's mum was called Marjorie? O.o"
"Mr Pointer spent so much money on Higher textbooks we are now in debt -_-"
"It's magic glitter! Just add water and BAM!"
"In ye olden days when drunkenness was foolhardy (:"
"You can call me many things, but fat is not one of them."
"I'm not paid enough to lose my voice!"
"Get on your bike D:<"
"Who just Mr Gilmore'd me?"
"You spelt 'Germany' wrong?! I'M CALLING THE GRAMMAR NAZIS!"
"Get your jotter? What do I look like, your mother?"
"F*** Off!" -GLARE- "I mean 'Fork Lift' > _>;;"
"Impeach bilbo." LOL
"Guinness is good for you :'D"
"What ryhmes with 'duck'?" "Fffffffffffor goodness sake c:"
"I can hear it toooooo. It's not gooooood."
"I see a Wonky Spider~"
"IT WAS YOU WHO WROTE THE REFERAL D:<"
"Don't say I'm not good to you (;"
"Do you want to be the beef or the bacon?" "I'll be the tofu, thanks (:"
"What are you on?!" "I dunno but it's good whatever it is (:"
"What happens when this enzyme is heated?" "It Dies v.v"
"Gregory connects us D:" "Gregory will be dead soona nd we will no longer be connected v.v"
"What do you want to do when you leave school?" "Draw faces on fruit c:"
"Gregory has mere minutes to live- he's embracing life through yonder window (:"
"You know what you do at a time like this?" "Join in?"
"I have wings! :'D" "You wish!"
"Injection." "OBECTION!" "Erection :>"
"You can't cut air! D:"
I welcome Random Pm's and Comments just won't accept them if they are abusive!! Merci et Au Revoir~
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