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I'm running for President of the United States. If elected I'll be the oldest President to ever take office. I don't know much about the economy, but I know we're not in a recession. I want American soldiers to stay in Iraq until 2108, possibly even 12008 AD. Really, it's not too important if our soldiers ever come home. And I don't support that G.I. Bill that wants to give our soldiers a free college education for risking their lives for "freedom"....
The tax money that pays for the wars? Well, my friends, I'm just gonna keep giving the wealthy more tax cuts, even if I once said it was irresponsible to do so in a time of war. But damnit, I wanna be President, and unless I give the rich Republicans more money, they won't vote for me! Oh yeah Iraq, (sorry, I just had a senior moment) I will never surrender! I don't care if we kill every last civilian in Iraq, we will never leave that country!!
Did I tell you that I'm gonna bomb Iran once I take office?
Chant with me now: 4 More Years!! 4 More Years!!
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