I am your mother. I gave birth to you at age twelve and I couldn't think of anything to do! D:
I asked your father what to do and he simply said "You have breasts." You see, I had already realized this, so I disregarded the comment and decided to put you into an adoption home- I had no other choice! D:
Back in my day there was no such thing as birth control!
Do you remember that lady that often tapped your shoulder and always asked what time it was, even when you were in your bed? That was me! I love you darling, and I hope to see you again soon. Please don't look for your father, last I heard of him, he was sniffing girls' shirts to see what their chests smelled like.
Oh! *Sniffles and bursts into uncontrollable tears* YOU HAVE YOUR DADDY'S EYES!
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