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Report | 07/07/2014 10:53 pm

Recca2354

I like your profile really cool!!

Report | 08/01/2011 9:32 am

Ruxican

Give it up
You can't win
'Cause I know where you've been
Such a shame you don't put up the fight
That's a game that we play
At the end of the night
It's the same old story
But you never get it right
Give it up

Report | 08/01/2011 9:28 am

Ruxican

Look at me boy
'Cause I got you
Where I want you
Isn't it so exciting?
Wanna shake you
Wanna break you
Take a backseat boy
Cause now I'm driving

Report | 07/28/2011 7:47 pm

Tsume Rokaro

Not really. We're not talking about it...but I am home because my grandmother fell and it's good to be home...especially with her in the hospital. We're at a wall. (we have periods of getting along but periods of raised voices and anger. -.-)

Report | 07/28/2011 4:54 am

Tsume Rokaro

Glad to know things are going well. smile

Report | 07/27/2011 1:01 pm

Lunaie

-Looks at your about me- ---Comment-----
Oh hai. C:

Report | 07/27/2011 2:32 am

Tsume Rokaro

Alright. Had a mostly bad day, but alright....you?

Report | 07/27/2011 2:21 am

Tsume Rokaro

Not on long but... *hugs* smile

Report | 07/22/2011 2:21 am

Mr Talamak

boredom mad

Report | 07/22/2011 2:18 am

Mr Talamak

niceeee

Report | 07/22/2011 2:14 am

Mr Talamak

mad

Report | 07/21/2011 11:42 pm

Mr Talamak

not much and you?

Report | 07/21/2011 2:55 pm

D i N o S a W r L o V 3

hey person ;]

Report | 07/10/2011 5:53 pm

Ruxican

Why doesn't KFC have toilet paper?

Cuz it's finger lickin' good.

Report | 07/10/2011 5:09 pm

Ruxican

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and have experienced a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 has disabled other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4 and PGA 4.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but without success. What can I do?

Desperate.

Report | 07/10/2011 4:49 pm

Ruxican

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient:

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building, at the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out, and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh 135 pounds.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collar bone.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately fifty pounds.

I refer you again to my weight in the block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.

The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks and, fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me....I again lost my presence of mind....

I let go of the rope.................

Report | 07/10/2011 4:16 pm

Ruxican

Dear Son:

Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home. . . we've moved.

About your father. . . He has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, but it wasn't working too good. Last week I put 14 shirts into it, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen the shirts since.

Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether you're an aunt or uncle.

Your Uncle d**k drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely. We cremated his body, and it took three days to put out the fire.

Your father didn't have much to drink at Christmas. I put a bottle of castor oil in his pint of beer. That kept him going till New Years day.

I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.

It only rained twice last week. First for 3 days, and then for 4 days. Monday it was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times.

We had a letter yesterday from the undertaker. He said if the last installment wasn't paid on your grandmother within 7 days; up she comes.

Your Loving Mother,

P. S. I was going to send you $10.00 but I had already sealed the envelope.

Report | 07/10/2011 6:36 am

Ruxican

RE:Love Letter
Dear Jef-fa-fa, I am writing this letter back to you because
I wrote you one, and then you wrote me one back, and now
I am just obligated to write you one.
I mean what kind of a fool would i be to not write about our white power sin love?
Or was it white fire..
It was white love okay?
It doesn't make you or me any different.
White power.
Red power.
Purple power.
See, no difference.
It's whats inside that counts!
Because you are beautiful
No matter what they say...
Words, they can't tie you down.
Oh no bby boy,
You were born this way.
You work that life.
Work that up-do,
Own that pony tail.
Flash them with your white power!
But anyways, I am always getting distracted with random things.
That was one thing you love about me right?
Because it's part of my awesomeness.
Anyways, what I'm trying to say is
I think you are the coolest pancake in a barn
That I've ever met.
And if anyone random is reading this,
note that I think that Jefa-fa-fa,
This guy right here -points to the profile-
He is the s**t.
You mess with him,
You mess with him and then me as well.
And trust me,
I am one hell of a cookie,
I will bust a cap in someones a** if I
have to.
Because me and this kiddo right here
We have something special.
You don't need to hate on it.
Or disrespect it.
No, you just need to love it.
Embrace it.
Enjoy it.
Suck it.
Blow it.
Lick it.
Stick it.
I don't know what other fetishes you have,
Just know that me and this guy,
Have a relationship bigger than what's in your pants.
Or shirt.
And yeah, he never cheated on me.
Never.
Not once.
You bishes thought he did, but he didnt!

Now what I'm really getting at is that I really enjoy
A pair of boobs.
Does that make me lesbian?
No, it makes me awesome.
Now, tits or gtfo.

Report | 07/09/2011 7:55 pm

Ruxican

heart
Hey, its fine
I think i popped the zit by the way.
But yeah.
I am really bored
At the moment.
Well actually my entire summer is pretty shitty.
</3
I'm going to write you a long love letter, but since i am bored
I am going to do it in a comment on gaia.
So lets see..
Where to start.
Well at first, when we met, i was like
WHO DA ******** DOES THIS KID THINK HE IS?
But then i was like
OLOL.ILUVDISKIDSOMUCH
But now, I am pretty much just neutral about you.
Since you'd rather have babies on sims.
You cheating whore.
Now, I want a divorce.
How could you cheat on me with a game!
With a game!
I am hurt.
No I am sorry bby,
Please come back to me?
I need you in my life
More than i need air.
Well no, thats a lie.
I need ait pretty badly.
But..
BABY COME BACK!

Yours truly, Ruxi.

Well that was the letter, and you know, some
strong feelings came out of it..
But its better to live life knowing those things,
than to sit and hide them forever
OUR LOVE WILL NEVER FALL APART!
heart

Report | 07/08/2011 7:58 pm

Ruxican

Boobs.
What do you think?
Which ones you like best?
(.)(.)
( . )( . )
( . )( . )
( . )( . )

I think i have a zit under my nose..
this is all weird.
Can i get pregnant from it?
I hope not.

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