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You take a left, you keep walking. You take a right, you keep walking. You take a right, a left, a right, a right STOP!! You come to two doors... one says "Do Not Enter" the other says "use other door" what do you do?
If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?
Welcome to the land of the lackluster; I am your whimsical magical hippie guide through this land of doughnuts and gumdrops. Now then shall we begin boys and girls?... good.
A few things you should know about me:
1. I am a Hippie! (not a stupid treehugger!)
2. I don't like people. (I hate everyone equally)
3. I grade everything I see on the check, check plus, check minus system
4. I will randomly insult you once I get to know you (think nothing of it; I don't really mean it)
5. There are no doughnuts or gumdrops. (and there is no outside food allowed)
Wasn't that fun boys and girls?... Yes it was. Enjoy your stay children, and if you don't just remember... I don't give a damn.
A few words you may not understand:
HWAH!!: A standard greeting or acknowledgement of a person's presence.
(ex)
person 1: Hi!
person 2:HWAH!!
Denny's: A call to end current topic of conversation or action without conjecture or argument.
(ex)
person 1:Master Chief can beat Sumas.
Me : Denny's...
.../DOT DOT DOT: Usually used as a brief version of the sentence "I am not amused". However, it can be used when in conversation when there is nothing to be said.
(ex)
person 1: (eplains horrible idea), so, what did you think?
person 2: ...
Dead: Usually used by me to indicate that someone is very sick or tired.
(ex)
Me :My friend who pulled an all-nighter is dead today.
HWAH!! If you wish to be a kind and groovy person then visit my friend's quests that are linked below. Now frolic about... AND DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
Journal
The Rants of the Mad Hatted One
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Warining: The Rants of the Mad Hatted One is not right for all people, consult your doctor before useing The Rants of the Mad Hatted One.
Use may incite wrath of god, male pattern baldness, and occassinal death.
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Animal Crossing: City Folk
Name: Kevin
Town: Sufraget
Code: 3609-5416-8022
Wii Code: 3737-8705-5405-1141
my mini city: http://raszagal.myminicity.com
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