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r e t r o s p a n k Report | 03/19/2008 2:05 pm

Ah, been awhile since we last chatted.

Just decided to check in and see how you are I guess, later skater.





If you don't remember me, I'm that one studly kid from Rock a Poll. =)

Kayakou_H_Crescent Report | 01/05/2008 9:03 pm

I also have a...wait...what was it called again...where you cant keep your focus on one...I'm cold, I need hot cocoa, brb! ^^

The Stripe Princess Report | 09/06/2007 8:03 am

ILOVEYOU

Angry_Bandito Report | 08/25/2007 9:30 am

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97



Wear yoai



If I could offer you only one tip for the future, yaoi would be



it. The long term benefits of yaoi have been proved by



scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable



than my own meandering



experience…I will dispense this advice now.







Enjoy the power and beauty of young men; oh nevermind; you will not



understand the power and beauty of young men until they have faded.



But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of young men and



recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before



you and how fabulous young men really looked….You’re not as fat as you



imagine.







Don’t worry about the midgets; or worry, but know that worrying is as



effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing



bubblegum. The real midgets in your life are apt to be things that



never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm



on some idle Tuesday.







Do one thing everyday that scares you







Sing







Don’t be reckless with other people’s young men, don’t put up with



people who are reckless with yours.







Floss







Don’t waste your time on young men; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes



you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with



yourself.







Remember the compliments you receive, forget the midgets; if you



succeed in doing this, tell me how.







Keep your old love letters, throw away your old young men.







Stretchy pants







Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your



zune…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they



wanted to do with their zunes, some of the most interesting 40 year



olds I know still don’t.







Get plenty of stretchy pants.







Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.







Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe



you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky



midget on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t



congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your



choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your young men,



use them every way you can…don’t be afraid of them, or what other people



think of them, they're the greatest instrument you’ll ever



own..







Piss…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.







Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.







Do NOT read Harry Potter, they will only make you feel ugly.







(Brother and sister together we'll make it through



Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there



I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there



for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.



Everybody's free.)







Get to know your young midgets, you never know when they’ll be gone for



good.







Be nice to your young men; they are the best link to your past and the



people most likely to stick with you in the future.







Understand that young men come and go,but for the precious few you



should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in yaoi and



midgets because the older you get, the more you need the midgets you



knew when you were young.







Live in young men once, but leave before it makes you hard; live



in midgets once, but leave before it makes you soft.







Stretchy pants.







Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will



philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize



that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were



noble and children respected their elders.







Respect your elders.







Don’t expect young men to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,



maybe you have a wealthy midget; but you never know when either one



might run out.







Don’t mess too much with your yaoi, or by the time you're 40, it will



look 85.







Be careful whose yaoi you buy, but, be patient with those who



supply it. Advice is a form of m

Labtech Abi Report | 08/01/2007 9:08 am

Nya~! yaoi

Lara Valentine Croft Report | 07/16/2007 6:07 pm

yes! I am!

I don't think I've met someone from England on gaia

r e t r o s p a n k Report | 07/15/2007 6:02 pm

Duuuude, wassup!? xD



Nothing much, too much basketball.

How's your life?

Lara Valentine Croft Report | 07/08/2007 6:45 pm

ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND?!?!

MasterYaoi Report | 07/01/2007 8:24 am

hehe well hello! its nice to have such a yaoi/shonen-ai fanatic on my page!

Redacted Account Report | 06/22/2007 12:11 am

*Votes* Oh man, how long has it been? =D