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What the dank did you just blazing say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I ayy’d top of my lmao in the Dank Memers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 9GAG, and I have over 420 confirmed memes. I am trained in gnome warfare and I’m the top sweglord in the entire /r/dank_meme[1] forces. You are nothing to me but just another 9Fag. I will smoke you the ******** out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******** words. You think you can get away with saying that s**t to me over the Internet? Think again, memer. As we speak I am posting my secret network of dank memes across reddit and your karma is being rekt right now so you better prepare for the storm, shitposter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re ******** downvoted, kid. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can dank you in over sixty nine ways, and that’s just with non-dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in danked memeing, but I have access to the entire stash of Snoop’s dankest kush and I will use it to its full extent to blaze your miserable memes off the face of the thread, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn’t have posted those shitty memes. But you did, you had to, and now you’re paying the price, you little 4chan. I will blow my dank smoke all over you and you will choke in it. You’re ******** memed, kiddo.
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Kayso yesterday my mom took me to buy a lolita dress from downtown. [You DO know lolita fashion, yes? D<]
Aaand they cost like $150 each :'D My mom was intending to buy me one but everything was too cute so she bought me 2. EPIC.
Sooo yesterday felt more like my birthday than my actual birthday did.
'Tis your birthday, yes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. :]
Go eat cake.