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~Ooh ~ Ee ~ Ooh ~ Ah, ah ~ Bing Bang ~ Walla Walla Bing Bang.
Those would be the magic words in case you all have forgotten them.
And the following is a list of Lu's rules for living.
Crikey (pronounced: Croi~key) should only be used in the case you're being attacked by a Stingray, though it may be used sparingly if you see a twenty plus foot long Alligator or Crocodile.
Candy Canes are to be hung on your tree... not your mouth, not your ears, not on unmentionable parts of you that should otherwise be considered "the box"
It's spelled Grammar with an "A" otherwise one might think you're talking about something related to a nomination for something superficial and completely overblown. (see also Grammy)
Bigger is not better, though it helps from time to time and when eating delicious foods.
Bananas are to be Eaten, that is Masticated. Not: Sucked on, licked, gyrated in the mouth, rubbed along the body or used as phallic device for sexual stimulation.
"A" is for Apple... not a*****e.
Retard literally translates back to Retardando, or "to be slow" and when used in reference to a person usually is a statement regarding their mental capability, not their current line of thought. (See also musical terms)
Celebrities probably shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Vampires are Undead, literally zombies with a taste for blood over brains, they are not "sexy" unless you're a necrophiliac and enjoy zombie c**k inside of you, or stuffing your ego into zombie c**t Lu would avoid the situation as a whole.
Rick James: is not a b***h, doesn't have a b***h, doesn't wield a bat, and is black. (for reference.)
Inuyasha is a misnomer, as (Inu) Translates to Dog, and (Yasha) Translates to Dog Demon. As a result, Inuyasha translates literally to: Dog, Dog Demon. (Reminds me of the name of an R&B artist.)
n00B: A user with a spanning history on a particular site that has proven to themselves and others to not only lack the basic knowledge humans are pre-equipped with, but generally are fond of making themselves the laughing stock of a community all in the name of warranting for themselves a name by means of mass attention.
Newbie: A user recently joining a community or site in particular and as the name suggests is "new" in the sense that they are unfamiliar with their surroundings, general attitude of the community and are still adjusting to their new environment. (See also "Newblet"
Naruto, translates to English as a type of ramen topping.
Ichigo, translates to English literally as "Strawberry"
Japanese names are read and spoken usually with the surname afore the given name, and so when the name of One Piece's protagonist, Monkey D. Luffy, his name would be said as Luffy D. Monkey. Bearing a close resemblance to both his physical build and his general attitude on things.
This concludes Lu's lessons for living.
Things that Lu finds amusing:
Coffee Straws
Clown Makeup
Shoulder Bags
Man Purses
Large Breasted Women
Pirates vs. Ninjas
dysfunctional Electrical devices.
Jumping Ropes
"Scene" Kids
Goths
Preps
Emos
R&B "Music"
Secondhand Smoking
Hot Topic
Break Dancing
The Administrations attempts to keep users below twelve years old off of GaiaOnline.
Things that do not amuse Lu:
n00Bs
Consistent Behavior
Pokemon
Harry Pothead
Proper Conduct
Adults
"Kind" Demons
Stupidity
As you can see, it's easy to amuse me, but then this is all about me... not amusing me. So there you have it.
Those would be the magic words in case you all have forgotten them.
And the following is a list of Lu's rules for living.
Crikey (pronounced: Croi~key) should only be used in the case you're being attacked by a Stingray, though it may be used sparingly if you see a twenty plus foot long Alligator or Crocodile.
Candy Canes are to be hung on your tree... not your mouth, not your ears, not on unmentionable parts of you that should otherwise be considered "the box"
It's spelled Grammar with an "A" otherwise one might think you're talking about something related to a nomination for something superficial and completely overblown. (see also Grammy)
Bigger is not better, though it helps from time to time and when eating delicious foods.
Bananas are to be Eaten, that is Masticated. Not: Sucked on, licked, gyrated in the mouth, rubbed along the body or used as phallic device for sexual stimulation.
"A" is for Apple... not a*****e.
Retard literally translates back to Retardando, or "to be slow" and when used in reference to a person usually is a statement regarding their mental capability, not their current line of thought. (See also musical terms)
Celebrities probably shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Vampires are Undead, literally zombies with a taste for blood over brains, they are not "sexy" unless you're a necrophiliac and enjoy zombie c**k inside of you, or stuffing your ego into zombie c**t Lu would avoid the situation as a whole.
Rick James: is not a b***h, doesn't have a b***h, doesn't wield a bat, and is black. (for reference.)
Inuyasha is a misnomer, as (Inu) Translates to Dog, and (Yasha) Translates to Dog Demon. As a result, Inuyasha translates literally to: Dog, Dog Demon. (Reminds me of the name of an R&B artist.)
n00B: A user with a spanning history on a particular site that has proven to themselves and others to not only lack the basic knowledge humans are pre-equipped with, but generally are fond of making themselves the laughing stock of a community all in the name of warranting for themselves a name by means of mass attention.
Newbie: A user recently joining a community or site in particular and as the name suggests is "new" in the sense that they are unfamiliar with their surroundings, general attitude of the community and are still adjusting to their new environment. (See also "Newblet"
Naruto, translates to English as a type of ramen topping.
Ichigo, translates to English literally as "Strawberry"
Japanese names are read and spoken usually with the surname afore the given name, and so when the name of One Piece's protagonist, Monkey D. Luffy, his name would be said as Luffy D. Monkey. Bearing a close resemblance to both his physical build and his general attitude on things.
This concludes Lu's lessons for living.
Things that Lu finds amusing:
Coffee Straws
Clown Makeup
Shoulder Bags
Man Purses
Large Breasted Women
Pirates vs. Ninjas
dysfunctional Electrical devices.
Jumping Ropes
"Scene" Kids
Goths
Preps
Emos
R&B "Music"
Secondhand Smoking
Hot Topic
Break Dancing
The Administrations attempts to keep users below twelve years old off of GaiaOnline.
Things that do not amuse Lu:
n00Bs
Consistent Behavior
Pokemon
Harry Pothead
Proper Conduct
Adults
"Kind" Demons
Stupidity
As you can see, it's easy to amuse me, but then this is all about me... not amusing me. So there you have it.
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