I've seen you dance. And it's not bad. 3nodding . . and I've also seen you act out Barbie Girl. . still good. But when I saw u sing like a school girl and wiggle around to it. . . . i must say. . .very sexy. roflroflrofl
LIKE WE NEED A PARACHUTE! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GO LIKE THIS
Lori: At least we'll die together *hug*
Zack: No. At least one of us will live *he smiles and hugs Lori back*
(in the paper the next morning)
Last night a motorcycle incident killed one person. It seems the breaks were out on the vehicle and the male, thinking about his lover, gave her the helmet and with one final hug, the motercycle hit the building at 100 mph. But it turns out that the building was filled with Jello. Both were saved, but unfourtunatly when the two walked out, the cycle exploded, killing Bill Gates. When looking into his will, If by any chance he was killed by a exploding motorcycle covered in Jello, his fortune would go to the owner of the cycle. SO the two teens got rich and lived happily ever after. THE END!
Accually the motorcycle would kill me, not you 3nodding And don't worry, If the brakes failed, I'd let you know. . it would sound something like this
Lori: We're going to fast, can you s-
Zack: HOLY s**t THE BREAKS ARE OUT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Lori: What d-
Zack: AHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
Lori: Sounds like someone needs a hug
Zack: IT SOUNDS
Aguy and a girl are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl:Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy:No,this is fun.
Girl:No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:Fine, I love you but slowdown!
Guy:Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure.
Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the eighteen year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know.
Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, and let her wear his helmet so she would live, realizing he would be the one to die.
If there's anyone you love this much, re-post this in your journal.
(Due to my incompatence I had to re-write this. Zack, buy a motorcycle and I'll kill you...)
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