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First of all; a message to hardcore Gaia players.(If you are a n00b like moi, skip this) Actually, lets say obsessed Gaia players 'cause you can't really be a hardcore Gaia player, I mean, it's Gaia! Now sit down. No! Not in that chair! Sit on the floor. I don't want you ruining my furniture. Anyway, you are not welcome here! In fact, your stench makes me sick. I think I'm gonna hurl.

"Bwaahhhhhhhh!"

Oh, look at that. All over the floor. That is your fault, ya hear? Now clean this up while I find my gas mask...O.k. That's better. Now because of the nice guy I am, I'm going to help you fix your problem. First of all why do you play Gaia so freakin much?

Uh huh, uh huh...O.k. here is the solution. See this wad of bills? This is a hundred dollars. it is more money than you will ever see again in your life so listen carefully. I want you to take this and
GO GET A LIFE!!!!! When you are done that, you can come back and we'll talk. O.K.? Good.

Great! You're back. How is your life? You have some real living friends I see! Very good, now we can talk about me.


O.K, lets see...I don't really have much to talk about myself,so I won't 'cause I'm lazy. In fact, I prefer to remain mysterious. Like the guy in black that stares at you from the alley. Or Zorro, ya Zorro! He's cool, with his mask and sword, it practically screams "I KILL you!" But it doesn't, so I will. "I KILL you!" [ Jumps up and runs around room with butcher knife ] You know what? That is wrong. i don't have a butcher knife, in fact, I don't even go into the kitchen very often. Ah...sorry,again untrue. I go there alot to get food because I like to eat. Oh dam it, i said something about my self. Well, guess what? It won't happen again. In fact, I'll kill myself right now to make sure it doesn't. [ Takes butcher knife and cuts his head off] Ha Ha! That was fun, I think I'll do it again.
[ Takes butcher knife and cuts his head off] Wow, ranting is fun, and look how much I've said already. Sooo..., what now. I know!
I start a new rant about scissors 'cause, I mean, who rants about scissors? First of all, they are a very useful tool, and they cut all kinds of things...like....paper! And you know...hey? What was that?
[ Banging sound from front door ] Oh sh*t, they came for me. All right you wankers, suck on this! [ Pulls chain gun from his jeans pocket ] Bang! Bang! Bang! Ha Ha numb nuts! Ain't a man no more are ya! What? Oh thats not fair...[ Nuclear explosion destroys St. Catharines ]

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Sqire

Report | 07/14/2009 11:17 am

Sqire

"You wanna know why I use a knife?"
SomeWhereOnlyWeKnow

Report | 12/08/2008 8:08 am

SomeWhereOnlyWeKnow

you're welcome
SomeWhereOnlyWeKnow

Report | 12/02/2008 4:09 pm

SomeWhereOnlyWeKnow

hey nice profile...and I like your about me, the beginning is funny.

I fell out of my chair lol User Image
Sqire

Report | 11/16/2008 7:21 pm

Sqire

K i still have a trade waiting on you

except it or cancel it

just do something
darkzedd

Report | 11/14/2008 10:23 pm

darkzedd

copy/paste this to 10 ppl and then press F5 and F9 and you will get 100,000 gold it rocks trust me



* Delete
Sqire

Report | 11/13/2008 5:42 pm

Sqire

DARK ELVES SUCK

i know i was one User Image

for about 2 minutes.

thank god the potions only cost 100 gold

my skin turned blue and my ears grew

and my entire life flashed before my eyes

so i undid my fatal mistake

VAMPIRE

thats it they rule

the end
Sqire

Report | 10/26/2008 12:54 pm

Sqire

nice
dragontamer363

Report | 10/23/2008 1:19 pm

dragontamer363

oh yes I noticed. cool User Image





I was halfway through making my post then youtube distracted me lol

*tootles back*
dragontamer363

Report | 10/23/2008 1:04 pm

dragontamer363

omg it worked!
Flying Spartan

Report | 10/22/2008 5:11 pm

Flying Spartan

Matrix, nice

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