A man goes into a bird shop. He wants to buy a bird for his wife. All the birds cost $50 except for 1. He asked the sote man,"how much does the one in the corner cost?" the man says, "100" the man buying the bird asks,"y?" tha store guy says, cuz he talks" so the guy buys the bird and takes it home. The next day he comes back and says, "the bird didnt talk," the store guy says ," Well did he look in his mirror?" "he has a mirror?" "yeah, $10." So the guy buys the mirror. Comes back the nest day,"the bird looks in his mirror but he still doesnt talk" "did he climb up his ladder?" "How much does the ladder cost?" "$20" so he buys the ladder. Comes back the next and says,"still didnt talk," "did he lay in his lil' bed?" "HE HAS A BED?" "yeah, it cost $100." the uy buys it ans says, "if he doesnt talk this time im coming back and kicking ur a**." so the guy leaves. The next day he comes back and the store guy asks,"he didnt talk did he?" "oh yeah he talked, but he died. "what he say?" "he said, what the store didnt have any bird seed?"
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