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I'm a busty redhead with a wonderful boyfriend and amazing friends (especially Mini_Fox she wrote this for me, that narcist XD). My intrests include reading, writing, and arithmetic, jk arithmetic makes my head sad.
I bred an amazing plant, but when it started demanding blood sacrifices I had to take it to the vet to put it down. I died a little inside. Or was that just gas?
As soon as my plant died horribly I decided to go drown my self-pity in the fantastical Niger river, as I was fishing something snagged my line and dragged my boat upstream. It was like fighting for my life.
I almost DIED.
I'm not going into excesive detail, but I WON. In your face fish. I realized she was prego though, so I threw her back while wishing for speghetti.
So I went to a cheesy italian restaraunt and ordered a side of mac & cheese. It was delicous. Then suddenly out of no where Pillowpants tried to kill me with a spork. Not a spoon, not a fork. A spork, oh the agony. Curse you Pillowpants. I summoned Sir Eats-a-lot and Pillowpants was justly smighted. ha ha PIllowpants, ha ha.
But long story ultra-shortened, that's how I became the goddess of magnets. Your fasinated aren't you?
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The village called, they want their cookies back, damnit Bob.
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