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There's something on your face and I bet it's stupidity.
I'm not very pleasant. I won't lie to you about that.
Let's all eat cake, get fat and ******** each other.
With grapes. GRAPES, BITCHES!
I am always bored, so I come here and do nothing.
Let's write hideous stories of grotesque natures.
I love this thing called hate.

If you're a racist, eat a d**k.
If you're a sexist, eat a bunch of dicks.
Hmmm...bunch or batch?
Who cares?

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Till Death Do I Suffer

The Earth Exploded...but I forgot to pay security on my Condo on Pluto...so now I'm stuck on Mercury...bummer.

Not exactly as morbid as it sounds (or maybe more?), just random thoughts, poems, and stories.


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HappyPunishment

Report | 09/21/2023 6:26 pm

HappyPunishment

I am honored to be a favorite Avatar oh my goodness I didn't even know that was a thing I feel like I was just given an award.
Thank you so much may all of your socks stay dry and may all of your drinks have the perfect amount of carbonation.
Hoshiko Matsudaira

Report | 07/09/2008 4:21 pm

Hoshiko Matsudaira

I'm Old Greg!!!!!



http://youtube.com/watch?v=13Fz07yg7es
Hoshiko Matsudaira

Report | 07/09/2008 4:16 pm

Hoshiko Matsudaira

My god you're retarted.

^_^

But I dunno how to TELL you.

I just know how to do it.

And it doesn't matter what you do.

Your page will always look like d**k magic.

xD
GlittRis

Report | 07/07/2008 4:24 pm

GlittRis

I didn't do my own profile, I went to tektek.org and they have a bunch of profiles. Lets see... first go there then pick the profile you want, copy the code, go to account, go to customize profile, paste the code and save it. if you want to add little stuff then go right to your page, and on the top of the page, click on edit in the corner.
GlittRis

Report | 07/05/2008 5:45 pm

GlittRis

HI!!! Your back on gaia? Awesome. We should rp sometime, let me know when you're on.
Hoshiko Matsudaira

Report | 10/19/2006 8:57 pm

Hoshiko Matsudaira

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Hoshiko Matsudaira

Report | 10/17/2006 7:04 am

Hoshiko Matsudaira

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Hoshiko Matsudaira

Report | 09/30/2006 5:34 pm

Hoshiko Matsudaira

Slag of all slags
Coldarc

Report | 06/26/2006 2:24 pm

Coldarc

~gives you something that will become what you like~ :p There then, let it become what you like by saying what it is and then eat it. hehe
GlittRis

Report | 06/22/2006 1:13 pm

GlittRis

I'm not cracking up >>...<<... serious....
I think I spend too much time at work. The other night I was so tired I began talking to a hat. Seriously. I'm so sserial.
Then I thought I saw my boyfriend sitting in a shopping cart, but it was a plastic bag.
I've been sleep walking.
ew.

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Wanna Know what hell is? Hell is when you say f**k but it comes out FUEY!!