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Hey My name is Connor and I live in London Ontario.

I hate online dating because it just prooves you can't get a boy friend / girl friend in real life. I also hate it when people use short versions of words like; r,u,2,ttyl, and plz. But I'm fine with; rofl, lol, and lmao.

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Talcus

Report | 04/12/2009 5:21 pm

Talcus

thx for the buy do
Siddypoo

Report | 11/29/2008 7:40 am

Siddypoo

^^! That's awesome!
Xx-S-K_pimp-Xx

Report | 11/20/2008 10:46 am

Xx-S-K_pimp-Xx

your pro is kool i guess
lil_c0ki3_babii

Report | 04/09/2008 3:34 pm

lil_c0ki3_babii

Hey whats up!=]
Lil_Wanksta37

Report | 03/24/2008 2:26 pm

Lil_Wanksta37

Oh Em Gee!! Why Won't Anyone Comment!... GOSH!!
playboy_bloodboy

Report | 03/02/2008 7:04 am

playboy_bloodboy

hey
i like giraffes

Report | 02/23/2008 2:02 pm

i like giraffes

Hes mad cause hes not getting enough attention..
i like giraffes

Report | 02/23/2008 1:09 pm

i like giraffes

I do but i think hes being a little brat right now.
i like giraffes

Report | 02/23/2008 7:06 am

i like giraffes

thanks. you like the bengals too?
XxDAFFYDUCKxX-

Report | 02/13/2008 5:21 pm

XxDAFFYDUCKxX-

HEY CONNOR WTF UR THINKIN not tellin me bout ur gurl and im saposed to b ur best freind but any way heres your joke ^-^...











One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.



Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?"



The lady said, "It is a Damn ham."



Mrs. Johnson looked shocked and said, "Don't speak that way to me, don't you know that I am the preachers wife!"



The lady said, "Yes, yes I know, but that is the brand name of the ham!"



Mrs. Johnson said, "ooh I see well thank you" and the lady left.



Later that night when Mrs. Johnson was cooking dinner the preacher came into the kitchen and said, "Mmmm! That smells really good! What is it?"



Mrs. Johnson said," Well thats your dinner tonight, some Damn Ham"



The preacher was shocked and said, "Don't speak to me that way! Don't you know who I am?"



Mrs. Johnson said, "Yes, yes! I know who you are! It is just the brand name!"



The preacher said, "Oh! I see! Well it smells great!"



That night when dinner was ready she had set it out on the table. The corn, mashed potatoes, rolls, and ham!



When the family sat down they said their prayers and began to eat. The preacher said to his wife, "Could you please pass me some of that Damn ham?"



The wife said "sure".



Then little Johnny said, "Alright dad! While you're at it can you pass me the ******** mashed potatoes!"