But the only way you can denounce yourself is to kill yourself, and since you typed that, obviously you have not, proving my point that you are NOT the real Finn! Imposter!
Fine then, you leave me no choice. I denounce Finn, both the one and only and all subsequent posers. Sheesh, people just don't respect non-conformity these days.
Whoa, whoa, who says I'm a FOLLOWER??? I follow no one, not even reality TV shows. And the real finn does too take the tags off. I would know, I had to bail him out after that mattress incident.
Nah I'm still not sure... Okay, the true Finn would be able to tell me: how many toes does a narwhal have? And how much wood can a possum chuck? And, symbolically, how do the two concepts relate?
Myeah I don't know. How do I know this isn't just an illusion? Last time I trusted someone, he disappeared. No, seriously. Of course, it was at that one castle place in Hollywood...
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