CRIKEY!!! The Crocodile Hunter is DEAD!!!! Nooo...Taken away by a freak sting ray tail to the chest accident while being video taped....but really, who didnt see that kind of thing coming?
CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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