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I am the worst boy you'll ever meet.
I'm completely retarded at socializing, when I try I fail at epic levels over 9000.
When I'm nervous I get hyper, oddly enough, in an attempt to draw attention away from me being an anti-social.
Ironically, it just draws more attention.
-_-;
I don't think I've had an excellent random event occur in my life for a while now. I am saddened by my low luck ( LUK: -3).
I have an RO account, that I think is in someway related to GO. I just know it, prove me WRONG!!!!
>=[
or find me muh name's "Marcous" I'm on the Loki, staying low-key.
Get?!
Can't talk to girls, even though everyone says "just be yourself".
Myself being a intellectual with perverse humor, I don't think that's a good idea.
I'm not a pervert, I just find humor in the macabre. Such as:
Death
Decay
Irony
Loss
Fail
and most Dark
Sex
I don't know why, I just find sex funny. Maybe its because I suck at it. Who knows?
My conscience and sub-conscience are two completely different people. And with me being so sub-consciously awake when I'm conscious means...I'm not crazy I swear.
I argue with myself in my head.
I think this is normal in the decision making process.
I'm not normal.
I'm not an attention whore.
The things I do in public, I do when I'm by myself.
Yes, I do have too much time on my hands. Don't blame me, blame the females of today's cultures, what with their "Omg-I-want-love-from-this-triple-hot-bodied-stud-muffin-quarter-man".
FYI
IF HE CAN GET ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD, MORE THAN LIKELY ITS NOT GOING TO BE YOU.
However, not seeing this, and being cute and frilly, I still see a Bahumut load of girls complaining about what a "real man" is.
real men have testosterone
testosterone causes for acne and pubic hair
as well as other facial abrasions and such
tl;dr
STFU and give the kid with the funny voice a chance.
Also, cocks.
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I have a tendancy to hold things that upset me(everything) inside, and then rant about them when I'm drunk.
neutral this is my /b/ face
Seriouse Beeznas
Tetrahydracarbanol is a hell of a drug.
I have no clue.
I wish I didn't like the girls so much, it makes me come off as a cheauvanistic pig most of the time, when really, I'm just genuinely interested in the mental complex of the most complex of creatures: Women.
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And because of this, the big G upstairs took it upon himself to make sure that I never get to pursue experiments and scientific documentation with any of them.
Thanks alot, big guy.
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