Hot girl: Hey Zach! Lets hang out soon some time!
Zach: Flamming f*****t!!!!!!!1
*Hot girls head explodes*
Little boy: What did you do that for that was my sister!
Zach: Goosh goosh!
*Zach then rapes the little boy*
I figured. lol
Hot girl: So you're not into sex?
Zach: Something like that
Hot girl: Plz explain...
Zach: Well I'm not into sex... with women.
Hot girl: Oh, well I'll just get going.
Zach: HOLD IT!!!!!
I'm not letting you off the hook that easily!
*Zach stabs the Hot girl in the neck with a knife*
Zach: The only good hot girl is a dead one!
Shrimpy's Sister requested to be my friend.
I was like "hell yeah!"
Before then Lucas Ridderraft requested to be my friend.
I was like "hell no!!!!" but I accepted him anyways. lol
Hot girl: Hey Zach! Wanna go out and have a good time?
Zach: Nah, I don't really want to.
Hot girl: Oh comon! It'll be fun!
Zach: FLAMING f*****t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hot girls head explodes*
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